Mr Deez nuts, Goteeem 31 years-old Single
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that I had to drive him home. He kept yelling at me to not speed, saying I was going too fast and that there were too many bumps on the road. I hadn't even started the car yet. FML
Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML
Today, after hearing the doctor saying my girlfriend can never be pregnant, I got a bit too excited. I'm currently on the 5th hour of the silent treatment. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "God" told her to. I guess "God" didn't have any problems with me buying dinner first. FML
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