RBergman
Basin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught in 4K
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall
Strovolos, Cyprus 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
nickim756
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Smooth criminal
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
Miss bad decisions
🌶️ Spicy
Straight to jail
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
DemCherries
Overland Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML
ken
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Anonymous
La Grange, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Horndog
Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML
notgivingup
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Leave me alone
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
Bonnie and Clyde
Humble, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hello hello hello
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
fuck
Hubert, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Top comments
princesspeachxox 18
Not only did you dodge a bullet but you got to arrest the cheating bastard yourself :)
riahlum 12
Tell him you hope he drops the soap
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mthurston 14
Shoot him and plant a gun on him later
AshWil 8
You got* to arrest your boyfriend for public sex.
kutkutkut 8
You could write a book about this.
fallenkilljoy 13
Yell plot twist and move on.
hornybathtub 12
was he ******* you?
Micheal23 19
Make him sit in a cell naked for couple if hours
munchly 17
You got to arrest the girl too right?! That should have lightened the blow a bit
gintwinsmoore 20
Follow-up ASAP, OP!
Ava_Darkflame 26
god, that must've been awkward.. but hey, atleast you're the one who got the opportunity to arrest that wet french fry, look at it that way!
Luis_Gonzo_13 11
Sorry about that. You should know better than to arrest him. you should have joined in on the fun. With handcuffs make it freakier : D