RBergman
Basin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught in 4K
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall
Strovolos, Cyprus 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
nickim756
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Smooth criminal
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
Miss bad decisions
🌶️ Spicy
Straight to jail
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
DemCherries
Overland Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML
ken
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Anonymous
La Grange, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Horndog
Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML
notgivingup
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Leave me alone
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
Bonnie and Clyde
Humble, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hello hello hello
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
fuck
Hubert, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Top comments
princesspeachxox 18
Not only did you dodge a bullet but you got to arrest the cheating bastard yourself :)
riahlum 12
Tell him you hope he drops the soap
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Comments (108)
Welshite 40
I know some people like it kinky, but handcuffs belong in the bedroom.
skippydoda 32
I hope you tasered his ass before you threw him in jail.
VeganDarkLight 31
And then maybe being sued for it? I don't think that'd be worth it and would also make OP not any better than his/her (ex-)boyfriend.
ToxicTyrael 26
Also this would support the image of brutal police officers in the states. Especially if he goes public. (Though some officers ARE violent and/or racist)
Aimeejasmine 15
More than just some
Badkarma4u 17
Yeah abuse of a prisoner for personal reasons is a great idea. Surely she wont go to jail for that herself.
bettyc4 26
Have the judge throw the book at him.
Ichiya 29
Well depending on the length of the book it could hurt pretty bad, but wouldn't jail time work just as well?
kozzard 17
Book to the nuts, then jail time: best of both
Badkarma4u 17
So in your world, if you make a police officer angry in his personal he can then influence a judge's sentancing?
teapotrevolt 27
Wow! That's embarrassing!!
clevergirl98 20
Is this the first time you've put him in handcuffs?
chinaski7628 32
Hopefully it's the last time...
Zeuszara 8
I would do some major pistol whipping in regards to this situation if I were you.
Ashfyr 18
That could get you sued
Jennandco 25
I bet it was difficult to remain professional
ghostriley 14
Leave your jobs as a cop nobody like rules in what's supposed to be a free country
xlord 27
Hahaha you would most likely be dead or someone's 'pet bitch' in a truly free country. Law and order is the reason you have any rights and liberties to utilize.
HopeDawn 13
You're right: it IS a free country. Until you get murdered. Then it's irreverent. We have rules for a reason.
BigC_from_Bama 16
without rules your ass becomes fair game. Literally.
EarlFug 19
Psst 42, I think you meant irrelevant. Although irreverent would apply too..
limegreenpoopie 31
oh that sucks. hope you left him :/
fmlphoenix 14
Only bright side is lots of people don't get chance to punish such cheaters but you got it legally....