By picturemenakedbaby - 21/07/2009 10:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 948
You deserved it 12 716

Same thing different taste

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Your boyfriend is kind of a dick. Kidding or not.

Ahh, wow. FML. Who was he picturing before, then?

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Your boyfriend is kind of a dick. Kidding or not.

Agreed, he's definitely a douche. Dump the basterd for not respecting you, or considering your feelings.

I think dumping him would be a bit harsh, but he definitely needs something like a punch in the stomach for being such a jerk.

Why? You can't force attraction. He's a moron for being with someone he's not attracted to, but he's not a dick.

ChrisWasHere 0

For sure. And, to the OP: He's your boyfriend. The thought of my girlfriend naked would get me horny.. You should dump him, unless he was just kidding around.

well if she is ugly then itz kind of her own fault not the bf

Polionixon 2

seriously wut? being ugly is her fault? hahahahahahahahaahahahA GENETICS BITCH!

drzhottie148 0

I would have been like" It's over you son of a *****."

i would have been like ' YOUR MUMS A ******* SLUTBAG, YOU ARE HER SON. YOU SON OF A ******* SLUTBAG.FYM.**** your ******* mum.'

RachelTheLoser 0

Ahh, wow. FML. Who was he picturing before, then?

Yoshi8466 0
thepatty8474 10

Her sister...? Or her mom...? Or her dad.... O.o

Yes, bcoz in op's eyes, his dad has more sex appeal than his gf

I wish there was a delete comment button on fml....

Obviously Scarlet Johansen cause in reality, who isn't?

L0veh8te 0
lawlfyl 0

Oh no! Hahahahaha. Hopefully he was kidding...but for some reason I don't think he was. Sucks to be you.

tay7 0

your boyfriend seems like a jerk.. id dump him.

RJB 0

ydi for not spelling "ugly" right. lol she may not be ugly but maybe she is alittle ugly down under.. if u know wht i mean