By picturemenakedbaby - 21/07/2009 10:42 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML
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genius_man16 0
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Your boyfriend is kind of a dick. Kidding or not.

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DirtyParkBench 0
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Ahh, wow. FML. Who was he picturing before, then?

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genius_man16 0
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Your boyfriend is kind of a dick. Kidding or not.

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crazychika 0
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Agreed, he's definitely a douche. Dump the basterd for not respecting you, or considering your feelings.

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littlegolferboy 4
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I think dumping him would be a bit harsh, but he definitely needs something like a punch in the stomach for being such a jerk.

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Anonanimal 0
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sack him next time you see him

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Toni818 0
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Why? You can't force attraction. He's a moron for being with someone he's not attracted to, but he's not a dick.

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ChrisWasHere 0

For sure. And, to the OP: He's your boyfriend. The thought of my girlfriend naked would get me horny.. You should dump him, unless he was just kidding around.

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bgukusa00 0
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well if she is ugly then itz kind of her own fault not the bf

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quantum_insanity 0
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how is being ugly anyone's fault??

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Polionixon 2

seriously wut? being ugly is her fault? hahahahahahahahaahahahA GENETICS BITCH!

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Saromo 0

I second that.

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drzhottie148 0

I would have been like" It's over you son of a whore."

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aidsgiver247 0
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i would have been like ' YOUR MUMS A FUCKING SLUTBAG, YOU ARE HER SON. YOU SON OF A FUCKING SLUTBAG.FYM.fuck your fucking mum.'

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RachelTheLoser 0

agree with 95 and 33 (:

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DirtyParkBench 0
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Ahh, wow. FML. Who was he picturing before, then?

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cherry_blossom 0

for real!

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Yoshi8466 0

Thats a good question!

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thepatty8474 10

Her sister...? Or her mom...? Or her dad.... O.o

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riax 9
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Yes, bcoz in op's eyes, his dad has more sex appeal than his gf

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riax 9
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I wish there was a delete comment button on fml....

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NotRussian 16
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Obviously Scarlet Johansen cause in reality, who isn't?

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honda1 0
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What a dick head!

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L0veh8te 0

lOL, Wife is smart.

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lawlfyl 0

Wow......that sucks. Lmao.

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JessTrek 0
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Oh no! Hahahahaha. Hopefully he was kidding...but for some reason I don't think he was. Sucks to be you.

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mrlucky4444 0

LOL FYL

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tay7 0

your boyfriend seems like a jerk.. id dump him.

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JackieT 0
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ydi for being ugle/fat lol j/k

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RJB 0

ydi for not spelling "ugly" right. lol she may not be ugly but maybe she is alittle ugly down under.. if u know wht i mean

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