FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said "I want you...

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Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By picturemenakedbaby - / Tuesday 21 July 2009 10:42 / United States

Intimacy

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By genius_man16 | 0

#416187 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:06

Your boyfriend is kind of a dick. Kidding or not.

By DirtyParkBench | 0

#416188 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:06

Ahh, wow. FML. Who was he picturing before, then?

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By genius_man16 | 0

#416187 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:06

Your boyfriend is kind of a dick. Kidding or not.

crazychika | 0

#416243 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:19

Agreed, he's definitely a douche. Dump the basterd for not respecting you, or considering your feelings.

littlegolferboy | 4

#416360 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:58

I think dumping him would be a bit harsh, but he definitely needs something like a punch in the stomach for being such a jerk.

Anonanimal | 0

#416440 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 17:27

sack him next time you see him

Toni818 | 0

#416734 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 19:36

Why? You can't force attraction.
He's a moron for being with someone he's not attracted to, but he's not a dick.

ChrisWasHere | 0

#417060 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 21:41

For sure. And, to the OP: He's your boyfriend. The thought of my girlfriend naked would get me horny..
You should dump him, unless he was just kidding around.

Lmao_xD | 0

#417706 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:37

Hes a jerk.

bgukusa00 | 0

#418611 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 9:58

well if she is ugly then itz kind of her own fault not the bf

quantum_insanity | 0

#418671 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 10:48

how is being ugly anyone's fault??

Polionixon | 2

#420177 - Thursday 23 July 2009 0:38

seriously wut? being ugly is her fault? hahahahahahahahaahahahA GENETICS BITCH!

Saromo | 0

#426756 - Saturday 25 July 2009 2:50

I second that.

drzhottie148 | 0

#431774 - Sunday 26 July 2009 23:46

I would have been like" It's over you son of a whore."

aidsgiver247 | 0

#478109 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:42

i would have been like ' YOUR MUMS A FUCKING SLUTBAG, YOU ARE HER SON. YOU SON OF A FUCKING SLUTBAG.FYM.fuck your fucking mum.'

RachelTheLoser | 0

#1169283 - Sunday 1 August 2010 5:32

agree with 95 and 33 (:

By DirtyParkBench | 0

#416188 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:06

Ahh, wow. FML. Who was he picturing before, then?

cherry_blossom | 0

#416224 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:14

for real!

Yoshi8466 | 0

#418297 - Wednesday 22 July 2009 6:10

Thats a good question!

thepatty8474 | 10

#3424604 - Thursday 13 October 2011 3:21

Her sister...?
Or her mom...?
Or her dad.... O.o

riax | 9

#4558292 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 18:49

Yes, bcoz in op's eyes, his dad has more sex appeal than his gf

riax | 9

#4558306 - Tuesday 12 June 2012 18:50

I wish there was a delete comment button on fml....

NotRussian | 16

#6582932 - Monday 18 April 2016 16:21

Obviously Scarlet Johansen cause in reality, who isn't?

By honda1 | 0

#416189 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:06

What a dick head!

By L0veh8te | 0

#416190 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:06

lOL, Wife is smart.

By lawlfyl | 0

#416193 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:07

Wow......that sucks. Lmao.

By JessTrek | 0

#416200 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:08

Oh no! Hahahahaha. Hopefully he was kidding...but for some reason I don't think he was. Sucks to be you.

By mrlucky4444 | 0

#416201 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:08

LOL FYL

By tay7 | 0

#416203 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:09

your boyfriend seems like a jerk..
id dump him.

By JackieT | 0

#416218 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:12

ydi for being ugle/fat

lol j/k

RJB | 0

#416232 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:16

ydi for not spelling "ugly" right. lol
she may not be ugly but maybe she is alittle ugly down under.. if u know wht i mean

By LightYagami_fml | 0

#416228 - Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:16

Ouch D:

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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