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By SwAGkiLlS / Sunday 15 July 2012 15:12 / United States - Milwaukee
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  onlychildFTW  |  33

Yeah. It the animal noise thing could sound weird. Why doesn't OP and his girlfriend just learn clingon and be done with it. You only have to worry about people speaking that at comicon

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  downtime  |  12

Agree 2, this essentially says "Today, my girlfriend didn't want to fuck me when I was expecting her to. FML"...You don't deserve this OP, she sounds like an interesting person and all you're looking for is a blow up doll. FYL for being in a relationship with a real person.

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This is the reason I'm still a virgin.
Every time I come on to a guy, they're like, "Sorry, I can't fuck a chipmunk! it's bestiality!"

I'm going to start taking them by force.
Chipmunk force.

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