By SwAGkiLlS - 15/07/2012 15:12 - United States - Milwaukee
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At least she's different.. Maybe you could have some fun with this too..
Agree 2, this essentially says "Today, my girlfriend didn't want to fuck me when I was expecting her to. FML"...You don't deserve this OP, she sounds like an interesting person and all you're looking for is a blow up doll. FYL for being in a relationship with a real person.
Your girlfriend sounds awesome! Go along with it, secret languages are cool.