Captain Badass

By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 160
You deserved it 54 030
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allmidnighteyes 10

Your ego appears to be bigger than your muscles.

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folgy 10

i know it would suck being mugged but just because your a body builder dont mean you can kick everyones ass

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olbrocko 0

learn Brazilian jiu jitsu.

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Ikura 4

yeah, learn a martial arts system with no strikes, take the person to the ground and pray to the jiu-jitsu gods that a buddy of his doesn't stab you in the back.

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TheNewGuy03 28

sorry, #12, but i have to agree with #29...at least partially. yes, most fights go to the ground, but if you take a guy to the ground, you better hope that he either doesn't have a weapon or a buddy waiting to **** you up. there's a lotta guys out there that let their skills get them seriously wounded or killed. guns and knives > strikes and submissions. otherwise, sure, jitz works! |the kid|

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Sinkhole 26

I agree with # 29 and 54. I knew someone who tried to fight a robber, he even managed to take robber's gun and emptied it. When he least expected it, one of the robber's buddies came from the back and shot him. So, he ended up dead 'cause he refused to give his cellphone away. In my opinion, it's pretty stupid to risk your life like that.

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TheNewGuy03 28

of course, robbers nowadays just shoot you for no reason, even if they already have your shit. that's life for ya. or death, actually... |the kid|

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Prankster7o7 5

Krav Maga has strikes as well as grapples, so you're better off using Krav Maga than you are usnig BJJ in a street fight.

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counterfit 10

Jiu jitsu is for ********, learn krav maga. *: no, not really

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Doyle911 0

Martial Arts are not going to stop a bullet. BANG, you're down and I still get your wallet and watch.

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Zebidee 8

#156 is right. We had a political assassination in Australia where the guy was a super high level martial artist. He'd prepared for years for the day he might have to defend himself in a street fight... Some dude just walked up and shot him.

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Ikura 4

The grappling in krav maga is limited. The mindset of Krav Maga is to end the fight as quickly as possible without getting tied up. They have moves to counter grabbles, throws, and locks, but in their mind grappling just gives your attacker(s) more time to harm you

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whitedemon_fml 0

ewww! your face xp

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Faleni 4

lol ohhh op you made me laugh!! body builder means your strong...doesn't neccesarily mean you know how to fight! fyl I'll give you points for being a smart ass :)

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ElectricGhost_fml 5

owwwww sozzy

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dezinspaaace 0

lmfao, suckaaaa

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lulzaroonie 0

could've been worse! he could've stabbed you or shot you in the face. I'd go with being farted on over that any day

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zafuckbat 3

Sorry you got mugged, but the way you got owned was hilarious!

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IMveryHUNGRY 3

exactly!....you still talking about the post, right?

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