Captain Badass

By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Your ego appears to be bigger than your muscles.

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folgy 10

i know it would suck being mugged but just because your a body builder dont mean you can kick everyones ass

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xxxJORDYBEARxxx 0

careful what you wish for

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jo929 6

you're lucky he didn't have a gun or some other weapon! try not to be a smart ass if someone is pointing a gun at you...

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sammiller4 3

why would you say I dare you in a situation like that

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meezydagreat 0

muscle don't mean shit ydi

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FAdEDz 0

hey thanks for the hello kitty wallet!!! ;x

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Ikura 4

Try learning some self-defense, or instead of running your mouth, punch him in the throat as hard as you can.

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muchagente 5

"...and informed me I was being mugged." - i liked that bit.

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tona01 16

yeah me too - i am very sorry to inform you sir, that you are about to be mugged by me, and i do hope you know it is nothing personal

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Zebidee 8

You are cordially invited to a mugging. Location: Darkened alley Time: 9PM to 9:01 Dress: Smart casual Canapés and ass-whipping to follow. RSVP: RIGHT NOW ************!!!

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lordcaliburx 0

be there or .....no that's it. be there mother ******.

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rmg1293 0

I love these people. you guys had me laughing for lik five minute

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