Captain Badass

By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Your ego appears to be bigger than your muscles.

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folgy 10

i know it would suck being mugged but just because your a body builder dont mean you can kick everyones ass

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2bj1234 0

maybe you should try some UFC classes too...

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Onemous 0

Fail....UFC isn't a martial art. It's an organization, "Ultimate Fighting Championship".

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Ikura 4

I believe you are thinking of MMA? Which recently has started to technically become its own Martial Art.

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lilemo1994 0

lol you just got ripped of your man hood! louser go work out some more

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ryno2004 1

ydi for being a stereo typical body builder who thinks they are the greatest thing to walk the earth because they have over-developed muscles...

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navygal87 0

ok so did he just catch you off-guard or is this body building just for show and tell?

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KingAbe88 12

strength means nothing, if you don't have the fundamentals and technique to use it!

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pike1346 3

that's funny. u think because u lift weights u can fight. WTF

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hotair10 9

and THAT, children, is what she said....

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r9310 0

YDI for being a body builder, i believe they are stupid because they think they are tough for working out all days of the week €.€

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