That's when you say "it's not my fault you are a loser."

I believe that would lead to said tearing of a new asshole

That's asking for an ass-whooping.

Ass tearing**

Did his girlfriend dump him for being gay? A man tearing another mans asshole sounds a bit strange.

She found out about his bank account

Or his lack of bank account.

He didn't say that he'll tear his current asshole, he said he'd make him a new asshole

Just tell him the guy behind you said it.

More than likely that's the first thing OP said.

And if that doesn't work, punch him in the face real hard. Or call the bank security to throw him out?

I agree. but the pansy behind him should have just said it out loud. I don't understand the whole "coughing" thing. if you think it, say it; if you can't admit it, keep your mouth shut. regardless, I hope everything got situated.

Should of called the police

Should have*

What exactly would calling a cop solve? Screwing the poor bastard over a little more maybe? Save OP from a little verbal abuse and some shoving? No, the cop wouldn't get there in time to resolve that.

Also who has time to sit around and wait 20-30 minutes for a cop to waddle in and spend another hour writing a report?

(911) "What is your emergency?"
(OP) "Im going to have a new asshole ripped in me, because some guy thinks I called him a loser!
(911) "...........ok? An officer will be there shortly. Please stay calm."
(911) " I will send paramedics."

Maybe, but shoving someone, especially repeatedly, could be considered assault, depending on where you live. If I was OP and the dude didn't back the fuck down and stop shoving me around, yeah, I'd be pressing assault charges. Fuck him. He may have just gotten shat on by a chick, but I'm not gonna give him a free pass to be a raging ass. He can enjoy his free car ride and complementary stay at the local bed and breakfast.

Shoving someone is battery, not assault. Learn this, please.

Why do so many people say should of? It makes no sense at all.

Because using the contraction should've can sound like should of, I guess.

Don't be a pussy and stand up for yourself. If the guy doesn't believe someone else said it and stays aggressive at you, kick his ass! Guy probably got dumped for a reason...

You should have grabbed the asshole behind you by the shirt and said "it wasn't me it was this mother fucker." And push him towards the guy. Well, that's what I would do.

He has anger problems , that's probably why his girlfriend left him in the first place.

You know him personally?

Just get brutally dumped and some little prick yells "loser." Nah that's not anger issues I would, and am willing to bet 3 internets that most people would, want to tear that assholes head off too.

Should've just pointed out it was the other guy and not you

Tell him it was the other guy! Can't believe his girlfriend dumped him in a bank in public though, that's so embarrassing

why would you dump Someone in a crowded place to begin with? that just isn't right. but feel sorry for you for being mistaken

If this guy was willing to beat someone up for calling him a loser, then there's a chance he would beat a girl for breaking up with him.

Or maybe he was being such a jerk at the bank that she got fed up and broke up with him on the spot