Captain Badass

By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 160
You deserved it 54 028

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Your ego appears to be bigger than your muscles.

i know it would suck being mugged but just because your a body builder dont mean you can kick everyones ass

Comments

slinginmac14 0

eat that fart cake biotch! hahaha

I'm not sure that that's the sort of situation to be mouthing off; if you're going to try to overpower him, overpower him as quickly as possible. Be grateful that your wallet, dignity, and dashing good looks weren't the only things you lost. He could have been carrying a weapon.

maybe you shouldn't let all those muscle supplements get to your head, body builder or not if you don't got the moves, you're just as jolly as the big green giant

OP, all these people mouthing off about how weak and pathetic you are, are jealous. That's exactly why they are gloating. Nothing makes the weak feels stronger than watching the strong look weak. I would love to see all of them in the same situation.

But next time, don't get cocky. That's just asking for trouble.

slinginmac14 0

this has probably happened to you too....

Doyle911 0

Just because you body build doesn't make you tough, case in point. But don't worry, I'm sure next time all your muscles will stop the knife or bullet.

Daddymo 14

You were too busy talking when you should have been punching. You'll know for the next time.

yo, respect to all martial arts, but can people please telling op to learn their martial art(s)? everything has something to bring to the table -- and that's what the true spirit of martial arts is. |the kid|

hurikan68 3

OP, why did you DARE the mugger?