Brain melt

By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 114
You deserved it 29 686

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Say yes, guys think it's hot. Or he'll just think you're special.

WAHRGARBL. that's how you say hello :0. you has it in your head that girls were afraid to talk to him and look what happened :P

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jett_0621 0

Damn, well atleast you didn't do anything. Just looked at him weirdly oO haha.

Girls worry too much about guys. I'll never understand them.

jett_0621 0
Fminetoo 0

Wrong ^ Women are easy to understand: I'll explain If a woman says no, it means yes Yes means no Maybe means no Those are the simple ones If a woman ever says "were moving too fast" that means shes not going to sleep with you until she knows some other guy she fantasizes about does not have a boyfriend And last but not least: if a woman ever yes " Oh Yes! Right There!" She really means " Close Enough, lets just get this over with"

I hate it when I say no to a guy and they keeeeeeep talking to me. no doesn't mean yes, it means no. specially if your ugly. that's a double no not a double yes.

Fminetoo 0

Your right, im sorry, im half asleep typing this. lol.

I'm not mean. I talk to everyone. unless your ugly and your trying to get in my pants. I think that's mean.

then I'll talk to you:P but your not ugly so no worries.

your so full of shit claiming you know about girls. I'd be surprised if you have ever even talked to one (over the Internet doesn't count)

^^^ I was about to ask the same thing!!!

startafire 0

Your life is not ruined, this is just one embarrassing moment and there are many more to come. Not an FML.

Today, my wife and children were slowly burned alive in front of me while I was tied down and forced to watch while be done in the butt repeatedly until they finally cut off all my limbs and I had to get someone else to type this, FML. Better?

At least you weren't fked by a giant fish... it can always be worse

Sorry, lol. I just don't understand this "true" FML nonsense.

I totally agree... and srry about the messed up fish comment ... was supposed to go to another FML... reference from Like a Boss It's 4:28am here... way too late to be thinking :-P

ahahaha exactly. what do they want to happen? if anything worse happened they wouldn't wanna tell everyone "today my brother died. FML." sure that's an FML but that's not funny at all. and nobody want to read stuff like that. so just don't read fml if you don't like them.

I think the problem is that she didn't fully manage to speak to him. ;)

dudeitsdanny 9

Took the words right out of my mouth ;) ^^^^^