Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML
Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML
Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
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strandedinalimo 0
Say yes, guys think it's hot. Or he'll just think you're special.
lisaaaar 0
WAHRGARBL. that's how you say hello :0. you has it in your head that girls were afraid to talk to him and look what happened :P
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Comments (118)
jett_0621 0
Damn, well atleast you didn't do anything. Just looked at him weirdly oO haha.
cracktus 0
Girls worry too much about guys. I'll never understand them.
jett_0621 0
That is true >>
Fminetoo 0
Wrong ^ Women are easy to understand: I'll explain If a woman says no, it means yes Yes means no Maybe means no Those are the simple ones If a woman ever says "were moving too fast" that means shes not going to sleep with you until she knows some other guy she fantasizes about does not have a boyfriend And last but not least: if a woman ever yes " Oh Yes! Right There!" She really means " Close Enough, lets just get this over with"
paigeatsflesh 11
I hate it when I say no to a guy and they keeeeeeep talking to me. no doesn't mean yes, it means no. specially if your ugly. that's a double no not a double yes.
Fminetoo 0
Your right, im sorry, im half asleep typing this. lol.
paigeatsflesh 11
I'm not mean. I talk to everyone. unless your ugly and your trying to get in my pants. I think that's mean.
paigeatsflesh 11
then I'll talk to you:P but your not ugly so no worries.
paigeatsflesh 11
haha (: yeahh.
Tranceluvr69 0
your so full of shit claiming you know about girls. I'd be surprised if you have ever even talked to one (over the Internet doesn't count)
imNotWavy 0
HOW DID HE DIE??
crackiebob 0
sfw
woofis 0
lol what are you in 5th grade?
txdiva 0
^^^ I was about to ask the same thing!!!
startafire 0
Your life is not ruined, this is just one embarrassing moment and there are many more to come. Not an FML.
strandedinalimo 0
Today, my wife and children were slowly burned alive in front of me while I was tied down and forced to watch while be done in the butt repeatedly until they finally cut off all my limbs and I had to get someone else to type this, FML. Better?
DGross 8
wow... wasn't expecting that
DGross 8
At least you weren't fked by a giant fish... it can always be worse
strandedinalimo 0
Sorry, lol. I just don't understand this "true" FML nonsense.
DGross 8
I totally agree... and srry about the messed up fish comment ... was supposed to go to another FML... reference from Like a Boss It's 4:28am here... way too late to be thinking :-P
lilubird 0
that was just ******* creepy 34
paigeatsflesh 11
ahahaha exactly. what do they want to happen? if anything worse happened they wouldn't wanna tell everyone "today my brother died. FML." sure that's an FML but that's not funny at all. and nobody want to read stuff like that. so just don't read fml if you don't like them.
strandedinalimo 0
I think the problem is that she didn't fully manage to speak to him. ;)
Jon812 0
Damn, that sucks!
dudeitsdanny 10
Took the words right out of my mouth ;) ^^^^^