By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML
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pandemic_fml 0

It's not her fault the dog is more photogenic. Perhaps you should do something about that unibrow if you want your own album.

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cuddlekitty66 0

The word is peruse, stupid, not pursue. They were PERUSING, meaning they were examining with great care. And it is quite sad if your parents love their pet more than their child. They shouldn't have had children and just become pet people. On a side note, I love how people yell at others for whining, but that's what this whole damn site is about! Get over it and stop telling them to quit whining!

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dsegui4 0

oh that sux ppl always seem to love their pets before children

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bettadenne1 0

maybe the dog looks better o_O

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tweetbaby14 18

maybe it's just facebook and it's not to be taken seriously maybe you're just a big baby who looks for their family members' facebook pages because you have no friends I'm just saying...

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jdub28 0

somebody call the whambulance!!! would you like cheese with your whine? Why do you want to pursue your mom on facebook? are you 12 or something?! and whine is spelled right so forget about trying to correct me.

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cuddlekitty66 0

The word is peruse, stupid, not pursue. They were PERUSING, meaning they were examining with great care. And it is quite sad if your parents love their pet more than their child. They shouldn't have had children and just become pet people. On a side note, I love how people yell at others for whining, but that's what this whole damn site is about! Get over it and stop telling them to quit whining!

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Mitchie2126 0

well if you had a picture what do you think the dog would feel like

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WHODATNATION 0

Does yo mama have an album dedicated to me?

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Mehness 0

Well you're yelling at someone for correcting a word that does not need to be corrected... so I don't know... maybe you could shut the hell up?

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fyrestarter00 0

Dude, grow the **** up OP. You're the kind of person who'd break up with a person if they didn't top friend you or give you a ******' cow in Farmville. Boohoo your mom doesn't have you on FaceBook; go kill yourself

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Aggriken 0

do you measure love in facebook albums?

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cookiepenguin 0

maybe ur the ugly child who should have been in a cage but escaped=p

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sugarshane623 0

why are like half the FMLs about facebook fails? hmmm....

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benny2465 0

makes me think of family guy

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septor82 0

well you ain't loved ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha did i mention ha ha ha a ha ha ha

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swagga0n1oo 0

oh not another facebook FML. Give me a break, it's facebook get over it.

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Eddie_Paints 0

Wow your Mom loves the dog more than you! What a B.......Female Dog!!

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pandemic_fml 0

It's not her fault the dog is more photogenic. Perhaps you should do something about that unibrow if you want your own album.

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XR6Falcon 0

confront the bitch, don't just sit back and have a whinge about it.

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BioRocks 0

OP, are you young? Does she not want pictures of her child out on the internet? There might be a good explanation. Or your mom is cruel. You know her better than we could.

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Giorgio272 2

sucks to be the bitch ass ugly kid everyone hates. but hey go sleep around girl and show yo mum who is boss. get that groove thang happening them bitch slap that hoe down 360 degrees ifyaknowwhatimsayin.

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Diannaa 0

I keep seeing these "Mom/Dad Loves Everyone/Thing Except for Me" FML's.

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boatkicker 4

Everyone gets forgotten at some point. FML makes it easy to complain about that time you're forgotten.

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