Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML
Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML
Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
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strandedinalimo 0
Say yes, guys think it's hot. Or he'll just think you're special.
lisaaaar 0
WAHRGARBL. that's how you say hello :0. you has it in your head that girls were afraid to talk to him and look what happened :P
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Comments (118)
jthottie 0
41 u can say whatever u want cuz u fine as hell. lol
Anonnamus 0
Next time you see him, scold him for not taking advantage of your wide-open mouth. I guarantee you'll get his attention then.
amymarie13 0
this is so true if you bring to attention you having your mouth wide open and him doing nothing about it he'll pay attention to you for a while
Fminetoo 0
*like*
swagga0n1oo 0
I have a question... Why is it that everyone on FML sucks at talking to boys or girls. Like every FML I read its like everyone cannot cope with the fact that someone is pretty or hot, its like "OMG I FROZE UP, OR I FARTED, OR SOMETHING" its like, get a hobby or something. Don't be retarded it really isn't that hard to talk to people, even if they are good looking or not. Ugh quit texting or IMing and learn people skills.
jessamused 0
didn't something really similar happen in the movie Never been Kissed? Except Jeremy Jordan asked Drew Barrymore if she was in special ed (after some babbling). dude, that sucks. gets easier. I promise. Anyway, most hot guys aren't that hot once you get to know them. good to look at/ play with....thats about it.
thenumberblue 0
I bet he had a penis
1zinzanzin 0
1 and 7 are hot
spellfire 0
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mistyeyes 0
it's better than him asking if you're retarded... just saying
perdix 31
It doesn't matter where you are from, the best you are going to do with this guy is deportation to the cold, distant climes of the Friend Zone. No one knows what language they speak there, because no one gives a shit what they have to say.
mshafty 0
Aww perdix your comments always manage to bring some laughs to my mornings! The OP seriously needs to give up trying to be cool and just get her pint of ben and Jerry's. Its the only lover she will ever have!