Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML
Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML
Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
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strandedinalimo 0
Say yes, guys think it's hot. Or he'll just think you're special.
lisaaaar 0
WAHRGARBL. that's how you say hello :0. you has it in your head that girls were afraid to talk to him and look what happened :P
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Comments (118)
trackrunner00008 0
so you get on fml to tell people that they need a life instead of living yours. haha bitch. if being on the computer at 6 am is really what you want, then not only do you not have a life, but you need to write an fml that states "today, I got on fml to tell other people they need a life at 6 am when I myself am a bitch with no life" **** you tweetbaby14
jerry10394 0
he probably thought you wanted to give him head cuzz your mouth was open
charbz 0
Don't bother talking, just suck his ****.
PrimeStarscream 30
Idiot.
hobbsicle805 0
You have balls, that's for sure
Splayd 10
Incoherent, not "non-coherent";.
ZielZone 4
At least you had the proverbial balls to try!! Good for you!!!
chlolzah 0
Awh but he smiled!! That's cutee!
alfalfalaffa 17
I have this effect on women too! The imaginary ones that live in my head, that is.
fantastamazing 10
Props for the courage!