Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML
Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
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AlittleSanity 11
You should have followed that up with the statement "unless you aren't man enough to make that happen". Would have loved to see his face then.
iSativa 24
Well you've already made it obvious. Might as well go for gold at that point.
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yawateverok 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
wow yr stupid
Axipiter 24
Pot, meet kettle.
MikeT8705 10
There should be a way to give a thumbs up to the FML staff. Alan's comment is great.
TheCanucklehead 22
Alan. Do you have a hangover?
\ 28
The FML staff's comments should be immune to downvoting and flagging...
Not_Impressed13 9
I agree with #24! Any chance of fixing this, Alan?
yawateverok 10
um im smarter then u al!!!
azwethinkweiz87 11
I really hope you're just trolling now because your comments are the epitome of stupidity.
mollyjynxjax 28
...who's Al?
AlittleSanity 11
You should have followed that up with the statement "unless you aren't man enough to make that happen". Would have loved to see his face then.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
If I was OP I would have followed that up with "and I ain't no holla back girl", winked, and walked away. Well, that's at least what I do when I get flustered by a cute girl. It works every time, they never call me back!
twinkiefeets 17
He will think she's a crazy stalker. They haven't even been on a date and she's asking him to marry her.
starile 20
Or she's exposing that she's his long lost sister. Duh.
RedDragonx32 8
best ever first comment. you guys are so wit :)
deepunder 17
Reminds me of true pick up line " how r the kids? Oh wait, that's the future" . Or something similar anyways
Maximusmime 20
That would just annoy me. Instant rejection.
iSativa 24
Well you've already made it obvious. Might as well go for gold at that point.
Cartera 10
That's when you just look in his eyes with a creepy smile until he walks away. Maybe even drool a little, that's optional though.
DrownedMyFish 18
That's terrible advice. I find that following them home, leaving anonymous letters in their mailbox, and looking into their house from the bushes works better. I know my crush's daily routine. Everything from the time he gets up to what he like to eat for breakfast. Do the same and he will be so surprised to find out that you know so much about him that he has no choice but to love you, OP.
Welshite 40
Amateurs... What you really do is handcuff yourself to them.
DrownedMyFish 18
12, perfect idea. I'll be sure to take notes. That way OP and her crush can truly become one and he will see that they were made for each other.
starile 20
Soon enough you'll be able to introduce him to your collection of his hair you've been dutifully categorizing over the years, labeled with the exact date, time, and what he was doing each event you collected a hair sample. Just make sure you're excitedly anticipating him popping the question right after!
AshaaFerreira 22
You only collect their hair.... Damn I guess the nail clippings a collected is just to much.... It makes me look like a stalker doesn't it?
Amama_fml 30
Ok, I am officially terrified with this thread. Enough internet for tonight.
mominzed 19
I'm sure she was already drooling. ahem!
killuhand 12
what is really the FML is you can't talk to a cute guy without acting like a flounder
Carebeareatu 23
New way of flirting maybe?
derjoachim 6
^this!
brokenman5 6
Well at least he knows you like him now ;p
Sea_shelle 12
Cross your fingers and hope he thinks you're cute when you're flustered!
clumsycarolyn 17
whoa my friends name is Megan Thomas.. That's kinda wierd
brokenman5 6
Lol yep indeed
perdix 31
#15, so if she bumps into that same cute guy, she can use the smooth line, "If we got married, I wouldn't have to change my name!" That'll work.
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Your picture goes great with your comment.
Chellec2013 28
Then why is your name clumsycarolyn meagan?
perdix 31
#15, yeah, it is. You'd better tell your friend some girl on FML was trying to hit on her husband!
nightowl713 25
It's weird because Megan and Thomas aren't common names, am I right? ._.
XSimpleDesignX 18
Try reading the comment again #71...
rt156 16
I actually found this FML very cute.cute guys make u feel helpless,you just think straight and you end up saying silly stuff
rt156 16
Cant think straight*
Cartera 10
totes coot omg. i luv wen boiz tel meh am prity 2. maekz mai lyfe.
SlapAndTickle 20
^ Dear lord help us all.
3yellowzebras 19
#68, I believe #66 is just taking the piss, seeing as he is 29 years old and all