Today, I went to a conference for work. When I got there I sat beside a woman about my age. She immediately got up and moved to the opposite side of the room. We were the only two there. FML
Tranceluvr69
Female
United States
bdavis
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Thanks Andrew Lloyd Webber
Today, I was using a power drill to take down the set for the musical we just finished. My long hair got caught in the drill, got ripped out, and now I have a hurting, bleeding bald spot the size of 2 quarters. FML
My mom
France
Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML