Debt Wish - FML

Debt Wish

By FML Videos - 30/08/2018 13:30 - United States - New York

IT NEVER ENDS

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ThrottleJockey 35

Thursday 30 August 2018 20:19

That's not how you do a mic drop.

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 30 August 2018 23:48

Yup that's exactly how I remember debt is🤔😫🤑😵😤

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ThrottleJockey 35

Thursday 30 August 2018 20:19

That's not how you do a mic drop.

real life problems 26

Thursday 30 August 2018 22:25

Let the beat drop, not the singer

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 30 August 2018 23:48

Yup that's exactly how I remember debt is🤔😫🤑😵😤

Cali 54

Friday 31 August 2018 6:16

If "remember" means you're now debt-free, congratulations!

pjsr 32

Friday 31 August 2018 4:26

The band just keeps playing!

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