By Iwtumn - Austria - Deutschlandsberg Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML I agree, your life sucks 32944 You deserved it 7150 172 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By scoold - United States - Dover Today, my boss sent me a link on how to write a good resignation letter. FML I agree, your life sucks 31633 You deserved it 2951 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I got promoted to a management position. After work, I went for a drink with my co-manager and a few of our colleagues, where they discussed their plans to take Ecstasy before/during our work Christmas party. Wonderful. FML I agree, your life sucks 7936 You deserved it 705 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By penguinsfan - Canada Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML I agree, your life sucks 18076 You deserved it 53676 140 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Rye - United States Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML I agree, your life sucks 38732 You deserved it 17124 28 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, I replied to a party invite. I thought I was only replying to the hostess, who's a close friend, so added a P. S. about a recent sex toy purchase I'd made and how rubbish it had been. I only realised after pressing "Send" that I'd selected "Reply All". FML I agree, your life sucks 28367 You deserved it 41208 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Merrillville Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML I agree, your life sucks 30764 You deserved it 5833 176 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hantavirus - United States Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead-mouse water for the past week. FML I agree, your life sucks 58789 You deserved it 11348 149 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some lean pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML I agree, your life sucks 24150 You deserved it 40806 140 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML I agree, your life sucks 29861 You deserved it 12926 159 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By momolee - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh Today, a woman asked why my daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smiled and shrugged it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly like I did before I got my botched plastic surgery. FML I agree, your life sucks 9973 You deserved it 42275 159 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By littlespoon - United States Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML I agree, your life sucks 27355 You deserved it 3537 154 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hoody - United States Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 32389 You deserved it 5881 179 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Northern Mariana Islands - Saipan Today, I was telling 3 classmates on Whatsapp about my depression. One of them told me to "nut up n grow a pear." Two hours after we mocked him for being an illiterate jackass, one of us has had our car tires knifed and another's house has been egged. I'm terrified of what will happen to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 24699 You deserved it 5298 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jules - 12/1/2021 23:07 Insurance is a scam: Tokyo drift Today, if you have a job in my country, you automatically have health insurance. Without a job, you can get “voluntary insurance”. No, let me rephrase that: You are legally required to get “voluntary” insurance. Whether you can afford it or not. FML I agree, your life sucks 721 You deserved it 108 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By disappointed dad - United States Today, the couch I bought a week ago was delivered. I don't know which is worse: my son being the one to point out it's been "used", or that he used a black light to prove it. FML I agree, your life sucks 53732 You deserved it 4875 94 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kohsukeff - 7/12/2020 08:02 - United States - Gig Harbor My life is average Today, as a single, 24-year old college graduate working temp jobs outside his field, the only thing I look forward to in my day is what I get to eat for dinner. FML I agree, your life sucks 747 You deserved it 105 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Roscoe Today, my 3 year-old woke up with diarrhea. The stench caused him to throw up. My husband started sympathy puking all over the floor. I'm so exhausted already that I'm considering just burning the damn house down to avoid cleaning it all up. FML I agree, your life sucks 24676 You deserved it 1649 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Fwick - United States Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML I agree, your life sucks 88897 You deserved it 4983 170 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Cantunsee Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting to our new neighbour's teenage son. I came home from work to find them on my bed and my "straight" boyfriend head down ass up. FML I agree, your life sucks 4956 You deserved it 401 31 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kasey Eames - United States - Oceanside Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML I agree, your life sucks 40745 You deserved it 8355 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Reasondon - United States Today, I found out my cousin had moved to Texas. I would have been okay with it, were it not for the fact that not only did I loan him $3,500, but I was supposed to go with him too. FML I agree, your life sucks 29238 You deserved it 4377 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Ukraine - Kiev Today, my friends told me they have been able to see all my BDSM likes in their Facebook feeds. My family and coworkers also follow me. FML I agree, your life sucks 9483 You deserved it 18659 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML I agree, your life sucks 33612 You deserved it 15139 213 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Unknown - United States Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 10668 You deserved it 35069 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Mike Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML I agree, your life sucks 33924 You deserved it 8658 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML I agree, your life sucks 50486 You deserved it 6051 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mustache girl - Canada - Magog Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML I agree, your life sucks 51022 You deserved it 6035 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By xetsa - France Today, I realized for the last year that my husband has been home from Iraq, I haven't gotten more than a few hours of sleep at night. Not because he gets nightmares, but because he now snores so loud that the pets sleep at the other end of the house to get rest. FML I agree, your life sucks 23630 You deserved it 3217 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Fresno Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML I agree, your life sucks 37699 You deserved it 3002 149 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML I agree, your life sucks 36041 You deserved it 3936 148 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By washed - United States Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML I agree, your life sucks 30948 You deserved it 3357 59 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By crackie - Korea, Republic of Today, my job as a supervisor has become increasingly ridiculous because one employee doesn't want to do the tasks I give her. My supervisor tells me to keep working with her and giving her work. When she goes directly to him, he tells her she doesn't have to do them. FML I agree, your life sucks 12448 You deserved it 714 25 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kallian - Australia - Sydney What happened? Today, I walked home and found a massive branch had fallen into my parking space. My first thought, "Thank God my car wasn't hit!" My second thought, "Where's my car?" FML I agree, your life sucks 2326 You deserved it 114 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By elevator-troubles - Australia Today, I was in an elevator with my brother and a woman. He signs to me that she has a 'damn fine ass'. I chuckle and then shake my head. He shrugs. A second later the woman signs to us, 'Rick, don't you remember me?' Turns out she helped teach my brother sign language when he was six. FML I agree, your life sucks 49874 You deserved it 25809 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/2/2021 00:01 - Puerto Rico - Aguas Buenas Dad, stop driving my car Today, my dad was looking for something in the garage and accidentally knocked over a heavy box, which crushed the new side view mirror I'd bought for my car, because the one my car originally had, he smashed it against a pole while driving my car recently. FML I agree, your life sucks 863 You deserved it 62 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By crap car - United States - Golden Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML I agree, your life sucks 17957 You deserved it 1828 53 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lola987 Today, on my birthday, I tried to be a good girlfriend by making sure my boyfriend of 3 years alarms were set for work on his phone. Noticed he’s back to talking to his ex as the messenger bubble had her face in it.. He was asking for boob pictures...FML I agree, your life sucks 2599 You deserved it 278 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By totalloss - United States - Pompano Beach Today, I had to sit between my parents in the car as they argued with one another for a whole hour over whether or not a thumb is a finger. FML I agree, your life sucks 24253 You deserved it 2127 89 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Aaaaahhhhhhhh Today, I came home to carpenter ants coming out from under my baseboards. I went out and bought bait traps and now there are flying ants coming out of the woodwork. If I try to sleep they crawl on me. FML I agree, your life sucks 2726 You deserved it 151 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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Today, I got home from work a few hours early to find my mum cheating, right in the middle of the act. So much for a nice afternoon off. FML I agree, your life sucks 721 You deserved it 51 4 Comments
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems... I agree, your life sucks 884 You deserved it 310 6 Comments