By username - 19/05/2015 06:45 - United Kingdom - Leatherhead

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Today, my girlfriend suggested we start using a safe word during sex - not because we're into BDSM or anything like that, it's just in case she gets bored and wants me to stop. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Try some new things out; ask her what she wants.

I think the yawning should be enough OP. FYL

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I think the yawning should be enough OP. FYL

I've yawned during sex when I was actually enjoying it lol. I try to hide it so the guy doesn't feel like he's boring me.

Try some new things out; ask her what she wants.

I was thinking exactly that! They can try wearing something different, or try different places or something. That's fun for both of them! Good luck OP

Good advice. It might be her not-so-subtle way of asking the OP to be adventurous. Although good communication makes the best sex (and relationship) so she should probably have just come out and have communicated than being snarky.

I feel u OP, i say this is when the fml female society helps us rekindle our sex life by telling us all what excites them most.

ask what excites her. Maybe get some wine with it. are you good at giving oral?

Not all girls are comfortable with that, mine isn't anyways

chef4money 12

I agree, I'm not a huge fan of oral. My husband does a great job at it but it's not something I like very often. I'm sure they can work it out if she is willing to be open with him. Maybe she likes it kinky and is embarrassed to tell him.

Bitchery at its finest. Sorry OP, that is cold of her to do.

If the sex is bad then the sex is bad. You learn to have good sex, OP and his/her SO need to communicate.

She could have just talked to him instead of just flat out telling him in that way. It is a two way street, and she just pushed all the blame in him. I know if I told my husband in that way, he'd feel absolutely terrible. It is emasculating.

If she's serious: If she gets bored shouldn't she do something to change it? I agree, it's as if OP has all the blame. If indeed he's the only one to blame them she just needs to tell him what she needs, or give ideas of what both can change. She's acting like those that fake orgasms. But at least those let the guy finish. If she's joking: Nice one :D

I agree with #4. If she can't take initiative more than a boredom safe word, then it's time for OP to drop her. She's obviously lost all interest in the sex so it's probably safe to assume the same about the relationship altogether.

Hey if your dick doesn't work then there's always your hands, tongue, and teeth.

Hey, all women know teeth during oral adds a little painful excitement to the experience.

Suggest a kamasutra book, explore new options and let the boredom cease. :)

Yeah... A good safe word for stop would probably be "Stop."

SystemofaBlink41 27

In OP's case, sure. But I have some kinky friends who tell me the reason for an unusual safe word is because saying things like "stop" and "no" during previously agreed on role play heightens the excitement of the scenario, so it's usually best to choose something neither party would be likely to randomly blurt out during, say, a whipping. The More You Know!

See in OP's case, I was assuming the "safe word" would have been a yawn.

ASPARAGUS!!!!! There. Now the world knows my safe word. It works like a bomb! Anyway, what's a bigger turn-off than thinking about asparagus during sex?

I agree to ask her what she would want so that she doesn't get bored.. It may not be your fault but if there's something you could be doing, by all means learn it

Maybe you need the safe word so you can safely try new things to keep her interested.