Sex, Fantasy and Geek: Beam me up!

Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

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Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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By NOKHAN - 25/10/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By anonymous - 25/10/2010 21:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML

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By Degueusement - 18/08/2014 04:48 - France - Puteaux

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML

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By Ah - 08/03/2010 05:42 - France

Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 05:14 - Canada - Clairmont

Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML

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Tuesday 28 July 2009 12:29

your boyfriend is my HERO!!

Arcterion 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 12:29

I think your boyfriend is awesome and I will try to be just like him one day.

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xxnomtwxx 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 8:17

sexy :]

hellokelly_fml 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 8:19

wasn't something like this on that 70s show? lol :f

emilyyeatsbabies 4

Wednesday 29 July 2009 8:32

Did you punch him in the dick?

awkwardsheep890 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 10:31

Org star trek fan? Your boy friend is my perfect match.

liveBabylon 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:25

I don't really like star trek I dont know why FML :(

Brey1013 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:52

Your boyfriend is a ******* zyron

iamelrebel 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:57

Hahaha! That's awesome!

oompaaa 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 16:27

anyone that thinks this is sexy your ****** gay and deff stole this from that 70's show the other night...LIER!

Blue_lady_Sloth 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 17:18

As long as he didn't start calling you 'Captain'!

Warpdrive 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 22:14

I wish there was a "ARE YOU KIDDING, THIS IS AWESOME," button. I wish I had your problem. I am the geeky girlfriend to the straight-man boyfriend.

missmatisse13 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 9:03

heck yeah, i don't think this is a bad one especially if it's the recent one.

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