By Degueusement - 18/08/2014 04:48 - France - Puteaux

Spicy
Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
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noxiffic 20
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You stall not cum!

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bjhhjh 20
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Let him put his staff into you

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Sandsh8rk 36
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Now you can be the lord of the rings ;)

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tony1891 22

lord of the g strings would be more like it.

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junkman6 22
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There's actually a spoof porn called "lord of the g-strings." It's quite hilarious.

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23lf 16

And you know this how 72?

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boredSOLDIER 33
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Because maybe he watches porn, like a lot of people do.

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joopjoop 19
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lord of the cock rings?

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MrDonSalvetti 27
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Wait, she postet the same FML twice, with one difference in the first sentence? Or am I beeing trolled by the app?

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marcus369 9
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She posted it twice but there's no difference

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B1ackthesun 31

You're not alone, I'm glad I saw your comment I thought it was just me.

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MrDonSalvetti 27
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#9 "To spice things up" and "to spice up our love life" is the difference in the first sentence.

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bjhhjh 20
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Let him put his staff into you

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Crofty92 17
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Tbh YDI, you could have refused to do it and asked him to pick a different disguise.

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energizerbunny23 18
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And that is why you aren't getting laid.

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slyde32 12
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lighten up, he sounds like a funny guy

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xxrogerthatxx 19
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You take FML too seriously

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Chronophobia 7
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You must be fun at parties.

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Flowtastic 16
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Did he take off his wizard hat and robe?

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MaltWarrior 32
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But that's what makes the sex magical.

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Durantye 8

I don't think anyone gets the reference lol :p I assume this is referencing the chat roulette troll from a few years ago.

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Cocoapelli 23

Adventures of Blood Ninja!! Google this if you like laughing.

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tinycroc 10
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I desperately want to know who you were disguised as... so many possibilities.

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Kyle1dc 17

Female version of Sauron...

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JRT98 12
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We all know Gandalf had a thing for Frodo. This is just a female Frodo.

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toxic_walrus 15

You could've said no so I don't really feel bad for you

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raphanne_fml 33
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You know, not all FMLs have to be horrible. OP chose to share this story with us because it's funny, not because she really thinks her life sucks. It doesn't mean that she wants you to feel sorry for her.

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Dumbledora 9
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Agreed. It's not funny if we feel desperately sorry for the OP, anyways.

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cjlerch 29
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Sounds magical.

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SandyBella 17
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For some odd reason, I found this disturbing..

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184886837272837 32
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Getting banged by a man who looks like he's at least 100 years old... yes very odd you'd find that disturbing

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SandyBella 17
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I was trying not to judge until I got a bad mental image haha.

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