Dogs and Animals: Bad boy

Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 8 754

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2012 05:00 - United States - Casselberry

Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food. Then whined until I showed him how to get down. He does this every night. My dog is a genius. FML

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You deserved it 5 099

Naughty boy

By Bad boy - 21/09/2023 06:00

Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML

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You deserved it 203

Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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You deserved it 295

By peanuts - 03/07/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML

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You deserved it 36 135

Clever boy

By Lisa87 - 21/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML

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You deserved it 73

Clever boy

By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 02:30

Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML

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You deserved it 118

By 2k16 - 17/03/2016 02:48 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML

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You deserved it 1 677

By fuckendog - 25/07/2014 06:05 - Australia - Virginia

Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML

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You deserved it 55 763

By mr_dinzaster - 30/05/2019 22:00

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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You deserved it 1 863

By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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You deserved it 41 749

Welshite 39

Sunday 6 October 2013 2:28

That doesn't make him a genius. He's just smarter than you.

Denny1 15

Sunday 6 October 2013 2:26

Good boy

Comments

Rodux16 9

Sunday 6 October 2013 19:14

Smart Dog

Goblin182 26

Sunday 6 October 2013 21:54

Never ever leave the bacon unguarded.

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 6 October 2013 22:21

OP was pnwed by the pooch.

datine22 7

Sunday 6 October 2013 22:38

Heck if I had to eat dog food I'd do the same thing lol

PrincessOfEgypt 3

Monday 7 October 2013 4:08

Looks like not having thumbs didn't stop him from getting that juicy, tasty bacon.

Ksweety_fml 27

Monday 7 October 2013 4:24

Hahaa... good thing my dog don't do that.

eternal_malaise 10

Monday 7 October 2013 5:33

Teach him a lesson by doing the same to him - send him on a wild goose chase and scarf his food before he gets back. :D

SarahKay67 10

Monday 7 October 2013 14:15

It's okay in the morning my mom made me bacon and she wrapped in a paper towel and set it on my backpack when I went to my backpack all there was was an empty paper towel and my dog licking her lips...

rsh1962 4

Monday 7 October 2013 14:46

We call that the "bark and switch" at our house

Rhian00 17

Monday 7 October 2013 19:17

My dog does this, though he goes to a new level. He opens the doors and jumps up to get food and steals my cats and other dog's food. We actually have to feed him in a separate room.