Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
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Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food. Then whined until I showed him how to get down. He does this every night. My dog is a genius. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
Today, I tried to sneak some cookies out of the pantry without my dog noticing. I dropped one, and now he thinks that every time I open the pantry, it’s snack time. He won’t stop barking at it. FML
Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML
Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML
Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML
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Welshite 39
That doesn't make him a genius. He's just smarter than you.
Denny1 15
Good boy
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Comments (89)
YeahYeahYeahOK 6
Dog - 1 Human - 0
faireanjell 5
Iiiiittttsss BACON!!!
Bcfrmkc816 17
Gotta have dat back gimme dat bacon. Lol
xPrinceofDeathx 5
Ahh more recruited
antaef24 1
I'm not even mad that's amazing
Cuteroxx 17
Thats one hungry dog for u!
jaybogg187 8
You have one very smart dog mine just sleeps and barks all day
KenziDionne 14
Damn your dog trolled you Lol
zoelog 10
anyone with a dog knows to never leave food sitting there. of course the dog will eat it. ydi
shannon2348 14
I dont think your dogs an evil genius. I do however think you're not too smart. Anyone who leaves food unattended when they own a dog is just asking for it to be eaten. ydi