FML : Today, my husband yelled from upstairs, "Babe! BABE, COME QUICK!" Terrified that something might have happened to our newborn daughter, I rushed up, only...

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Today, my husband yelled from upstairs, "Babe! BABE, COME QUICK!" Terrified that something might have happened to our newborn daughter, I rushed up, only to find out he just wanted to show me that he'd learned how to spin a top on the tip of his penis without it falling. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By -____- - / Saturday 5 October 2013 21:28 / United States - Seattle

Intimacy

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By thatonetree | 9

#5704573 - Sunday 6 October 2013 02:26

That is a pretty impressive skill. You gotta give it to him

By ABillOnFire | 15

#5704577 - Sunday 6 October 2013 02:27

it's reasons like this we were placed on this planet

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By thatonetree | 9

#5704573 - Sunday 6 October 2013 02:26

That is a pretty impressive skill. You gotta give it to him

tjv3 | 9

#5704620 - Sunday 6 October 2013 02:40

Yeah that is pretty impressive

Riku714 | 25

#5704622 - Sunday 6 October 2013 02:40

I have to agree, that's a pretty amazing skill

shaww | 28

#5704642 - Sunday 6 October 2013 02:47

Except when the baby wakes up from the yelling

whiteboy896 | 9

#5704655 - Sunday 6 October 2013 02:53

Give it "it"?

MileyC | 2

#5704669 - Sunday 6 October 2013 03:06

absolutely not. this is divorce worthy. that's is SO unsanitary of her husband. Op you should reconsider your marriage

Welshite | 39

#5704682 - Sunday 6 October 2013 03:14

Hey, Miley, don't you have a foam finger to violate? Go take your idiotic ramblings somewhere else.

Pwn17 | 25

#5704727 - Sunday 6 October 2013 03:53

38- Right, and that also gives us the freedom to criticize her. It was a stupid comment.

SarMarJo | 17

#5704768 - Sunday 6 October 2013 04:34

#33, I'm sure his penis has been in other places. IN.

ChevyRedneck85 | 13

#5704783 - Sunday 6 October 2013 04:45

How'd he do that?

Ch_rae5 | 19

#5704815 - Sunday 6 October 2013 05:13

Wouldn't that kinda hurt?

Gurami | 8

#5704845 - Sunday 6 October 2013 05:37

Hihihi

obnum | 19

#5704866 - Sunday 6 October 2013 06:04

Has no use, but yeah, pretty good skill. How'd he do it?

camsterjoe | 11

#5704876 - Sunday 6 October 2013 06:12

What I want to know is 'soft or hard?'

Chris93Jones | 20

#5704934 - Sunday 6 October 2013 07:34

I don't know why, but I am wondering more details, soft or hard? head or on the hole?

sonuskos | 6

#5705103 - Sunday 6 October 2013 11:02

He's gonna be the first man to spin on his 'head'.

dingleberrysteve | 6

#5705276 - Sunday 6 October 2013 03:24

Wait, what kinda top? Wouldn'it hurt if if goes into the hole?

Aky0n | 10

#5706309 - Monday 7 October 2013 06:09

Today, i posted an fml post about my husband getting excited over spinning a top on his penis. All the comments approved, fml.

TheNewGuy03 | 26

#5706417 - Monday 7 October 2013 08:34

He's a dickhead b-boy. Shit, he might be able to do cock push-ups, too.

skuester | 4

#5707814 - Tuesday 8 October 2013 04:47

It's the balls that hurt

By Cheeley | 17

#5704574 - Sunday 6 October 2013 02:26

Well OP, that is pretty impressive.

Damian95 | 16

#5704747 - Sunday 6 October 2013 04:10

I'm surprised OP didn't blow her top off! Anyone? Ok...

Ch_rae5 | 19

#5704817 - Sunday 6 October 2013 05:15

is it just me or does his profile pic match his comment perfectly?

ilytyvm | 25

#5704832 - Sunday 6 October 2013 05:24

Lmfao. it does. I was thinking that.

zuixdoll504 | 4

#5704910 - Sunday 6 October 2013 06:50

what a keeper.good job op

blinked_281 | 29

#5704943 - Sunday 6 October 2013 07:45

I really want to see how he's doing this

gabbi630 | 16

#5705129 - Sunday 6 October 2013 12:24

Pic or it didn't happened.

By ABillOnFire | 15

#5704577 - Sunday 6 October 2013 02:27

it's reasons like this we were placed on this planet

FiFiLovee | 26

#5704944 - Sunday 6 October 2013 07:45

This is why aliens won't talk to us...

By QuantumLife | 12

#5704578 - Sunday 6 October 2013 02:27

Hey! Don't knock it. I'd love for my boyfriend to tell me that!

Allennis44 | 16

#5704884 - Sunday 6 October 2013 06:19

It IS pretty impressive

By Grayness_ | 25

#5704579 - Sunday 6 October 2013 02:28

I'm sorry but that's pretty impressive haha.

SilverInGray | 25

#5704699 - Sunday 6 October 2013 03:28

It sounds kind of painful to me.

By TylerAnderson98 | 10

#5704580 - Sunday 6 October 2013 02:28

He's a keeper.

evan_7899 | 28

#5711732 - Friday 11 October 2013 04:12

He is the definition of a keeper

By Nyx_fml | 23

#5704583 - Sunday 6 October 2013 02:28

It sounds like your husband definitely likes to have fun in the bedroom.

By TheOnlyKittyKat | 15

#5704584 - Sunday 6 October 2013 02:29

YouTube that shit. Or YouPorn. I bet someone, somewhere is into that.

Grayness_ | 25

#5704607 - Sunday 6 October 2013 02:33

YouPorn ? Haha Talking from experience or?...

jc981987 | 7

#5704877 - Sunday 6 October 2013 06:12

The fact that you know what youporn is is kind of hot :P

JustKittyKat | 24

#5704918 - Sunday 6 October 2013 07:15

Hm... The "only" kitty Kat, hm?

JustKittyKat | 24

#5704922 - Sunday 6 October 2013 07:22

Well I thought I was funny. I even imagined the epic, "There can only be one!"

By MEM0817 | 18

#5704587 - Sunday 6 October 2013 02:29

Ahhh. Men. They never fully grow up. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes, not so much.

AmexBlack | 23

#5704724 - Sunday 6 October 2013 03:47

Ahhh. Women. They never shut up. Sometimes they moan. Sometimes they nag.

addioty | 19

#5704800 - Sunday 6 October 2013 04:56

Generalization. . . *sigh*

steffidallasbfl | 16

#5705047 - Sunday 6 October 2013 09:35

It's funny. Not immature. Dang.

By Enslaved | 36

#5704589 - Sunday 6 October 2013 02:29

Woohoo time to break out the basketball!

DKjazz | 20

#5704611 - Sunday 6 October 2013 02:36

*Whistles "Sweet Georgia Brown"*

Enslaved | 36

#5704882 - Sunday 6 October 2013 06:16

Harlem Globetrotter's theme! Haha (:

DKjazz | 20

#5705424 - Sunday 6 October 2013 05:22

Not everybody knows that's the name of the tune, I guess.

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