Today, my husband yelled from upstairs, "Babe! BABE, COME QUICK!" Terrified that something might have happened to our newborn daughter, I rushed up, only to find out he just wanted to show me that he'd learned how to spin a top on the tip of his penis without it falling. FML
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thatonetree
| 9
That is a pretty impressive skill. You gotta give it to him
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ABillOnFire
| 15
it's reasons like this we were placed on this planet
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thatonetree
| 9
That is a pretty impressive skill. You gotta give it to him
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tjv3
| 10
Yeah that is pretty impressive
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Riku714
| 25
I have to agree, that's a pretty amazing skill
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shaww
| 28
Except when the baby wakes up from the yelling
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whiteboy896
| 9
Give it "it"?
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MileyC
| 2
absolutely not. this is divorce worthy. that's is SO unsanitary of her husband.
Op you should reconsider your marriage
Op you should reconsider your marriage
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Welshite
| 39
Hey, Miley, don't you have a foam finger to violate? Go take your idiotic ramblings somewhere else.
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Pwn17
| 25
38- Right, and that also gives us the freedom to criticize her. It was a stupid comment.
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SarMarJo
| 17
#33, I'm sure his penis has been in other places. IN.
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ChevyRedneck85
| 13
How'd he do that?
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Ch_rae5
| 19
Wouldn't that kinda hurt?
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Gurami
| 8
Hihihi
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obnum
| 19
Has no use, but yeah, pretty good skill. How'd he do it?
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camsterjoe
| 12
What I want to know is 'soft or hard?'
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Chris93Jones
| 20
I don't know why, but I am wondering more details, soft or hard? head or on the hole?
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sonuskos
| 6
He's gonna be the first man to spin on his 'head'.
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dingleberrysteve
| 6
Wait, what kinda top? Wouldn'it hurt if if goes into the hole?
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Aky0n
| 10
Today, i posted an fml post about my husband getting excited over spinning a top on his penis. All the comments approved, fml.
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
He's a dickhead b-boy. Shit, he might be able to do cock push-ups, too.
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skuester
| 4
It's the balls that hurt
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Cheeley
| 17
Well OP, that is pretty impressive.
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Damian95
| 16
I'm surprised OP didn't blow her top off! Anyone? Ok...
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Ch_rae5
| 19
is it just me or does his profile pic match his comment perfectly?
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ilytyvm
| 25
Lmfao. it does. I was thinking that.
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zuixdoll504
| 4
what a keeper.good job op
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blinked_281
| 29
I really want to see how he's doing this
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gabbi630
| 16
Pic or it didn't happened.
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ABillOnFire
| 15
it's reasons like this we were placed on this planet
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FiFiLovee
| 26
This is why aliens won't talk to us...
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QuantumLife
| 12
Hey! Don't knock it. I'd love for my boyfriend to tell me that!
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Allennis44
| 16
It IS pretty impressive
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Grayness_
| 26
I'm sorry but that's pretty impressive haha.
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SilverInGray
| 25
It sounds kind of painful to me.
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TylerAnderson98
| 10
He's a keeper.
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evan_7899
| 28
He is the definition of a keeper
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Nyx_fml
| 23
It sounds like your husband definitely likes to have fun in the bedroom.
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TheOnlyKittyKat
| 15
YouTube that shit. Or YouPorn. I bet someone, somewhere is into that.
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Grayness_
| 26
YouPorn ? Haha
Talking from experience or?...
Talking from experience or?...
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jc981987
| 7
The fact that you know what youporn is is kind of hot :P
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JustKittyKat
| 24
Hm...
The "only" kitty Kat, hm?
The "only" kitty Kat, hm?
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JustKittyKat
| 24
Well I thought I was funny. I even imagined the epic, "There can only be one!"
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MEM0817
| 18
Ahhh. Men. They never fully grow up. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes, not so much.
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AmexBlack
| 24
Ahhh. Women. They never shut up. Sometimes they moan. Sometimes they nag.
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addioty
| 19
Generalization. . . *sigh*
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steffidallasbfl
| 16
It's funny. Not immature. Dang.
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Enslaved
| 36
Woohoo time to break out the basketball!
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DKjazz
| 20
*Whistles "Sweet Georgia Brown"*
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Enslaved
| 36
Harlem Globetrotter's theme! Haha (:
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DKjazz
| 20
Not everybody knows that's the name of the tune, I guess.