Time for some ibuprofen.

People who put YDI for FMLs like these are just fuckin heartless.

Sounds like someone's a writer, a really good one too.

This also happens to millions of people daily. Poor OP, you've got a cold.

Poor thing

If he's got what I have, it's gonna be more than just 1 bad day. I've been in bed for 3 days :/ Thank heavens for the FML app to keep the sickies entertained.

I know, right?? I could understand a couple of people slipping and selecting YDI by accident, I've done that before because my phone's screen shifts when it's loading the site, but this many people selecting YDI just a bunch of cold, awful people!

I hate to say this but this FML isn't even funny. There are people who have way worse diseases (umm cancer?!) being sick isn't funny, people get sick everyday. I hate when I see FMLs like this.

Powdered.. Toast? What? Where in the hell was I when this ingenious invention was made? I MUST FIND SOME!

Sounds like You need Powdered Toast Man.

I'm not sure how I feel about raspy voices.

4- I have to completely agree with you! Not raspy-terribly-sick sounding, but a sexy-raspy-voice gives me the heebie-jeebies! ;D

bad pun is bad

Really? I thought this was creative. :)

Fail. On so many levels.

Cough syrup! It's been doing wonders for me.

one more spoon of cough syrup now, oowoahhhooo?

Totally sang that in my head before I even read your post!

A spoon-full of sugar helps the medicine go down! :)

Gatorade and cough drops

8- What's the point of taking a picture of yourself if you're maily covered?

Some people don't like to post recognizable pictures of themselves all over the Internet...

I've got about the same virus to

Oj plus a sore, raw throat .... No thank you :/

Ive been like that for a week. People kept sayin to have cough syrup, that just made it worse. Shit is nasty