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By CallmeEddie / Thursday 14 November 2013 16:44 / United States - Joliet
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  Booda_Shun  |  28

...and that is the reason why I always keep napkins in my pocket.

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  jococo7787  |  3

You could take the stealth way and crawl out for some paper towels. Just imagine you're a secret agent trying not to get seen as you smuggle the automatic asswiper from the nazis back to an American base.

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  skyttlz  |  32

I've had to use a seat protector when there was no TP left in a public bathroom. They have seat covers pretty much every public place I go to, including my school and a church.

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  iknowiwantyou  |  13

btw OP don't you put toilette paper on your seat before going? Thousands of asses have sat on those seats and you don't know what bacteria and germs are thriving on it.

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  Booda_Shun  |  28

This one episode of Mythbusters showed them trying to culture bacteria off of a public toilet seat... They couldn't because even unwashed, the toilet seat was fairly clean. I guess most people have antibacterial asscheeks.

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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

I'm one of those shitters who stand on the back of the toilet and shit horizontally on the wall. Then I "drop it like it is hot" and wiggle my bum up and down.

No.. I don't do that, but that's what I imagine when I see someone else's shit all over the stall.

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I always put paper down on the seat if there isnt any seat protectors. There is usually always pee on the seat that I dont see but I do notice the paper soaking it up.
Then again Im always the type to wash my hands for like two minutes after and open the door with my feet.

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  Booda_Shun  |  28

Hey Thousand-Eyes, re-read the FML.

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  Booda_Shun  |  28

Goddamn it #19, you're violating the pact! Don't make us impose sanctions on you!!

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