Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
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junkboy 4
thats normal.
Fantastiic 0
lol I would have slowly said peek-a-boo
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Comments (141)
Tikwichka 5
"George Michael? Is that you?"
mackenzie666 17
now thats funny lol
Mr_Zachary 0
Was it the pope?
Tomnook 0
On the bright side, I'm sure he left you cleaner than toilet paper could if you catch my drift.
boycrazy_piglet 0
ahahahaha:) lol that made my day
mskake 0
:D
mountneer 0
so what happened after you did him?
underguarded 20
WTF
iheartglasses 0
I would have screamed like a little kid lol
mad_hatter0666 22
lol. I think that person was just messing with you. that's really funny though.
TryptamineDreame 0
Who the hell takes a shit in a public bathroom? Maybe that's just me that is against that. Call me what you will, but I will hold that shit in until I get to the privacy of my home. :) Oh, and you FDI for not looking to see if someone else is in the next stall. Someone should break your hand next time you do that. :)
truthunfolded 0
haha ditto. public bathroom poops are absolute emergencies only!
nidawi 0
What are you talking about? Girls don't poop...
TH3_B345T 0
roflcopter