By Screwupify - 06/08/2009 15:05 - United States
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You mean that you got a look at his dick and he was serious? Some women would find that to be a good thing. Am I missing something here? SECOND!
haha. I translated the FML as this: OP: wow the pizza sure is big! *referring to pizza* waiter: *writes down #* yes...there are other BIG things too here. *winks and pats crotch* OP: *twitch*. The waiter didn't ACTUALLY show his "stuff", just hinted that he's *big*.
fiesty pixie, I interpreted that "He was serious" to mean that somehow the OP had evidence that the waiter was not joking. Of course, the normal assumption is that he was referring to his external genitalia. One really askew way to understand this is that he was talking about his prostate gland! Enlarged prostate -- DE-LIGHT-FUL!
I don't think the police need to be involved here. It's not illegal to be gross or to ask someone out. This guy is disgusting, but not a criminal. Although he probably does deserve a reprimand for asking out a customer. There are some situations where it could be appropriate, but it doesn't sound like the OP was flirting with him.
#96, um..."she's muslim or something"??? Seriously? Ok, so what do Christians look like? Blonde hair, blue eyes, white skin, and a large golden cross? I'm pretty sure you can't look at someone and tell their faith, except if they DO wear a large religious symbol or something. Way to look like a judgmental moron.