Miscellaneous: Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next...

By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 16:01 - United States - Walker

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

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By reesemaster - 23/11/2010 00:18 - United States

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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Spooky

By dear god help me. - 04/09/2013 22:46 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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By ToiletRoll - 29/03/2015 12:49 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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shadowedpixie 19

Friday 14 June 2013 3:11

It might be better to not know, honestly.

erockinthesuburb 17

Friday 14 June 2013 3:13

Well, technically the toilet is the correct place to release your inner demons.

Comments

shadowedpixie 19

Friday 14 June 2013 3:11

It might be better to not know, honestly.

HKCgrimmjow 15

Friday 14 June 2013 5:12

Stupid muggles. Clearly he was brewin a potion

dead_insects 18

Friday 14 June 2013 3:11

a new kind of bath salts... only this time they're after TP, not faces... no bathroom is safe!!

buckstop1 37

Thursday 13 August 2015 0:59

I find this very Florida, I live in offensive!

NicaLovesDisney 17

Friday 14 June 2013 3:12

I'm assuming that you aren't talking about work if you were saying "public", so at least it wasn't a co-worker that you have to see every day.

finnrambo 13

Friday 14 June 2013 4:31

noooo really?

Likian5 26

Friday 14 June 2013 4:36

What does it even matter? It's not like OP saw their face.

neeni88 23

Friday 14 June 2013 7:22

I'm not sure why #3 is being thumbed down. It's a good point! She means at least it's not someone he'll ever have to run into again, whether he knows it or not. I know I would be rather uneasy if some crazy wacko like that was running around my workplace!