HazzaBoo
United States
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
oops
United States
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
Anonymous
Aarhus, Denmark
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
Anonymous
Red flags
Today, I decided i wouldn't take the bus back home from uni, instead I walked to the metro. On my way there, I saw a couple of odd-looking guys, but I thought, "Nah, just because they wear big hoodies and caps doesn't mean they're doing anything", so I ignored them. Two minutes later they mugged me in broad daylight. FML
americanized
Denmark
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
Aaron
United States
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
rukus
Canada
Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
You're welcome!
Today, I saw a homeless woman and a young man wrapped in a blanket so I went to give them a fiver. Turns out the woman was just helping calm her autistic son by wrapping him up, and not homeless at all. She kicked me in the balls and took the money anyway while I was on the ground. FML
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Rodders_SOTC 1
At least you know where they live.....
Delta2Almanac 7
Bless you for kindness in this cruel world :)
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Comments (86)
lexiieeex3 32
I hate it when that happens.
berichsoon 11
I hate it when people like you get the first comment
ruabadfishtoo 0
Seems to happen a lot on here. I've seen a lot of FMLs involving a person and a homeless guy where the end result is unfortunate
Lindahhxd 7
Next time, come back with a tasty BLT sandwich and punk him.
jweezy89 4
Maybe they mugged you for giving them old food?
imsexyhbu 0
Same.
Rodders_SOTC 1
At least you know where they live.....
lexiieeex3 32
They don't live anywhere. Hence the term "home-less."
xlord 27
ummm this may be crazy....but I think #2 was making a joke?
Mahtari 19
Check the sewers.
wallandpiece 16
4 - just because you don't have a 'home' doesn't mean you don't 'live' anywhere. The two words are essentially unrelated because you can live somewhere without actually having a home.
Redoxx_fml 22
Once OP finds them they really wont live anywhere
jillybee101 7
4- Your ignorance in that comment is mind boggling.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Leave 4 alone. She's probably 12 years old and into Justin Bieber, who happens to have a smartphone she obviously shouldn't have...
Bpwoods 6
I don't like to call people home less. A home is simply where you make it, whether it is in a box on the streets, or in a nice, safe house. I just like to say "house less".
panda_burrito 2
Clever. I chuckled at this.
DoubleCross 9
At least you tried to be nice OP. Most people wouldn't bother. But indeed FYL
hutch66 13
What goes around comes back around, OP. I guess that's why they are on the streets and you aren't. Still shitty that you got mugged though.
Delta2Almanac 7
Bless you for kindness in this cruel world :)
zandalee 20
I agree. Don't let this random mugging stop you from trying to improve the world. Too many people are not only dismissive but downright cruel to the growing homeless people.
lolfood 24
Your heart was in the right place.
Fml_FTW228 10
It might just be me, bear with me here... but, I'm almost certain that everyone's heart is in the same place.
TheNewGuy03 29
Well, in the most unfortunate of circumstances, his heart could have been in multiple places.
zandalee 20
A lot of people do not have a heart. Or it just pumps lumpy custard.
ya_momma 4
Maybe you should carry pepper spray :p
zandalee 20
Seen the Liz Murray story? You should.
shots1996 8
Taser maybe? Or get a CHL and carry a gun..
NoahStaz 3
At least you have a home to go back to
Trai 6
Well maybe he didnt appreciate how old the clothes were. What, is he not good enough for new clothes?!
theannak 7
Why don't you go buy some new cloths for all the homeless people? Oh yeah, normal people can't afford that. Hey, if you can, you should take a couple home to stay with you while you're at it.
jillybee101 7
Oh my bad, let me waste MY hard earned salary on someone without a job aye? I'm not saying all homeless people don't have jobs or could get one, but a lot of them are homeless because of choices they made.
onlychildFTW 34
That's not an eyegasm 9. It's a heartattackgasm.
VoteForTaco 8
I'm pretty sure I got an eyegasm.
Ohmie 5
Bet they wouldn't have if you gave them beer instead of food
iFizzgig 11
It's because you gave them old food
TinyEMT 6
I'm so sorry! And I hope you're doing alright. It was a nice gesture, but there are some cruel people in this world. :/