Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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hardonforjesus 10
Yeah, you don't sound judgmental at all...
expectcriticism 13
if my son was doing that I'd be pretty judgmental too, that's just weird on too many levels
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Comments (434)
AliGInTheHouse 24
Mlp **** isn't that bad. Accept what he is just like you would want to be accepted by society if you were transgender or something.
KittyHawkMarch 29
You sounded a "little" judgemental just now.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Good god, please get him some help.
Karls_Marx 13
Hell isn't real
TheAcidBoot 0
Well you're not wrong
fml1052 10
Better watch it, out of the few bronies I've met the majority were pedophiles.
fml1052 10
Better watch it, out of the few bronies I've met the majority were pedophiles.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
If hell exists that is...
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
In the bible hell is never said to exist. It was all made up by the popes during the midde age, as means to controll catholic ppl and to keep them fromswitching over to other religions. Also in the bible there is never said that the hell is hot and consists of eternal torture. Propably because there isn't a single word about hell in the first place. PS: I'm atheist, if you wanna know...