Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML
Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML
Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML
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Top comments
immaMonsta 8
Checking to make sure nothing is wrong is better than not knowing at all.
ajeyness 10
Your dog alarm is faulty
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Comments (78)
twilightluvr101 4
HIIIIIIIIII
twilightluvr101 4
Im sorry ******* autocorrect typed in HIIIIIIIIII instead out what I wanted and instead of deleting it I sent it!
twilightluvr101 4
Wait! Y not just look out the window or open the front door or something instead of going outside?!
hurrican_fml 0
You can't be to careful you know! But that sucks op, call the cops!
lionlvr 9
Why would he call the cops? Did you even read the story?
gabletz 2
*5 min later* "Today, my car got stolen."
danielle25 15
maybe it was a ghost
melibear89 7
My dog barks a lot during the night at things like deer,mountain lions,and other dogs. I read about break-ins and didn't get paranoid about them when my dog started to bark. Don't let things you read scare like that or you'll go through life being scared and paranoid about everything.
iBiteRoses 22
FYL: 1490. YDI: 1490.
SeemsToFail 0
Can believe everything you here but if a burgular was there what would you do
bubo_fml 11
You shoulda called Caesar the Dog Whisperer to chill the bitch out!!
SoultheWolf 19
A dog will bbark about anything. If you're hearing it freaking out don't worry about your cat, its more likely something of a lot more value is going to be stolen. Or it could be a wild animal nearby. Or even its hearing another dog barking in the background and its joining in.