Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML
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waswashere
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Damn I knew I misplaced my ferret
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Blacksxe
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Well if you don't want those cards... I umm have a friend who would love them...
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waswashere
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Damn I knew I misplaced my ferret
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queen_awks
| 16
Don't lie. We all know it's actually the fetish porn playing cards that you misplaced.
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ninjaboy18
| 6
Damn you got some weird people working with you.
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SkoomaKi
| 27
You could masterbate, play cards, shoot a gun and eat dead pheasant....I don't see the problem?
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asoptavlo14
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Sounds like this business caters to hunters..
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Clozzie
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I knew someone stole my porno cards!
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
I'll dispose of those playing cards for you OP.
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The_Troller
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25- You do realize the "I'm with stupid" in your picture points to your commen/name. On the mobile app, at least.
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Llamacod
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On my mobile app it points to the comment with the name above the hand/finger
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ohxdamnxkay02
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#45 if that's the case.. McDonalds should be out of business..
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grmnxsensati0n
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where can u get some of those cards?
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528Alice491
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Spencer's.
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immaMonsta
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Take it or leave it.
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princev4
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This reminds me of when I tried to have all of the ferrets west of the Rivva Delaware exterminated due to their mind wars with my daughter's toads. Apparently my task has failed.
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karkid619
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The take it part doesn't relate to the FML. OP's not being asked anything.
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smr167
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114 - take it or leave it refers to the job, not the stuffed ferret, dumbass.
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ChuckNorrisBeard
| 0
Be thankful for what you get! They are being considerate. (;
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coldashell
| 23
Why those items? Live ammo in the workplace seems a tad shady to me.
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j_cat187
| 19
The guy obviously hunts pheasant.
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
While playing with fetish porn playing cards? Seems legit..
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toenibbler
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No OP, you need new colleagues
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immaMonsta
| 8
A weird one.
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moneybagz131
| 6
¡Yummy yur goina haz eh guuuuuud brekfest!
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j_cat187
| 19
Adult industry?
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Blacksxe
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Well if you don't want those cards... I umm have a friend who would love them...
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disturbed678
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OP: "Do you have the BDSM of spades?"
Friend: "Go fish"
Friend: "Go fish"
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stevenJB
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What about the BBW of hearts?
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taytoc
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If u don't want ur job I'll take it. It's better then working in a cubicle....
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Andr913
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This job sounds like fun, to be honest.
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dropdeadluverrr
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Taytoc ur hot can I have your number?
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dropdeadluverrr
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What the hell