FML : Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office....

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Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 5 March 2012 16:36 / United Kingdom

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By waswashere | 0

#4124314 - Monday 5 March 2012 18:50

Damn I knew I misplaced my ferret

By Blacksxe | 1

#4124361 - Monday 5 March 2012 18:59

Well if you don't want those cards... I umm have a friend who would love them...

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By waswashere | 0

#4124314 - Monday 5 March 2012 18:50

Damn I knew I misplaced my ferret

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queen_awks | 16

#4124375 - Monday 5 March 2012 19:03

Don't lie. We all know it's actually the fetish porn playing cards that you misplaced.

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#4124379 - Monday 5 March 2012 19:05

Damn you got some weird people working with you.

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SkoomaKi | 24

#4124396 - Monday 5 March 2012 19:08

You could masterbate, play cards, shoot a gun and eat dead pheasant....I don't see the problem?

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asoptavlo14 | 6

#4124421 - Monday 5 March 2012 19:14

Sounds like this business caters to hunters..

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Clozzie | 0

#4124438 - Monday 5 March 2012 19:26

I knew someone stole my porno cards!

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Damn_Hippster | 11

#4124723 - Monday 5 March 2012 21:22

I'll dispose of those playing cards for you OP.

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The_Troller | 14

#4124778 - Monday 5 March 2012 21:38

25- You do realize the "I'm with stupid" in your picture points to your commen/name. On the mobile app, at least.

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Llamacod | 11

#4124966 - Monday 5 March 2012 22:46

On my mobile app it points to the comment with the name above the hand/finger

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ohxdamnxkay02 | 12

#4125299 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 1:16

#45 if that's the case.. McDonalds should be out of business..

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grmnxsensati0n | 4

#4126896 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 5:19

where can u get some of those cards?

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528Alice491 | 3

#5065177 - Sunday 21 October 2012 13:45

Spencer's.

By immaMonsta | 8

#4124318 - Monday 5 March 2012 18:50

Take it or leave it.

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princev4 | 3

#4125247 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 0:54

This reminds me of when I tried to have all of the ferrets west of the Rivva Delaware exterminated due to their mind wars with my daughter's toads. Apparently my task has failed.

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karkid619 | 8

#4129257 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 21:17

The take it part doesn't relate to the FML. OP's not being asked anything.

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smr167 | 6

#4129411 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:13

114 - take it or leave it refers to the job, not the stuffed ferret, dumbass.

By ChuckNorrisBeard | 0

#4124324 - Monday 5 March 2012 18:51

Be thankful for what you get! They are being considerate. (;

By coldashell | 23

#4124326 - Monday 5 March 2012 18:53

Why those items? Live ammo in the workplace seems a tad shady to me.

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j_cat187 | 19

#4124694 - Monday 5 March 2012 21:06

The guy obviously hunts pheasant.

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BeaterOfTheDrums | 15

#4125028 - Monday 5 March 2012 23:11

While playing with fetish porn playing cards? Seems legit..

By toenibbler | 14

#4124337 - Monday 5 March 2012 18:54

No OP, you need new colleagues

By immaMonsta | 8

#4124353 - Monday 5 March 2012 18:58

A weird one.

By moneybagz131 | 6

#4124355 - Monday 5 March 2012 18:58

¡Yummy yur goina haz eh guuuuuud brekfest!

By j_cat187 | 19

#4124359 - Monday 5 March 2012 18:58

Adult industry?

By Blacksxe | 1

#4124361 - Monday 5 March 2012 18:59

Well if you don't want those cards... I umm have a friend who would love them...

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disturbed678 | 10

#4124689 - Monday 5 March 2012 21:04

OP: "Do you have the BDSM of spades?"
Friend: "Go fish"

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stevenJB | 22

#4125324 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 1:25

What about the BBW of hearts?

By taytoc | 10

#4124373 - Monday 5 March 2012 19:01

If u don't want ur job I'll take it. It's better then working in a cubicle....

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Andr913 | 13

#4124620 - Monday 5 March 2012 20:35

This job sounds like fun, to be honest.

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dropdeadluverrr | 9

#4125231 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 0:50

Taytoc ur hot can I have your number?

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dropdeadluverrr | 9

#4125358 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 1:48

What the hell

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