Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML
Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML
Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML
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Top comments
immaMonsta 8
Checking to make sure nothing is wrong is better than not knowing at all.
ajeyness 10
Your dog alarm is faulty
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Comments (78)
77777771 12
Kill it!
CockAsian 14
Go to hell.
neverdrinkSODA 12
neighbors need to control their dogs. people that let them bark like that are very inconsiderate
PenguinSwag47 0
Your picture makes me want to poop in my pants and curl up in the fetal position simultaneously.
ninjuh_wingman 29
And as soon as you look away, someone steals your car.
rubberduckie94 13
I am a firm believer that if you are going to have a dog it should be inside. Your neighbors are inconsiderate to you and their pooch.
kimmi41509 10
I have an old lady neighbor who constantly leaves her dog out, and it barks from midnight-5 am every night. I want to die.
Brutalitus 2
I take it you wanted your car to be stolen?
atomicmrpelly 2
Today I woke up, looked outside and found that my car hadn't been stolen. FML.
leogirl95 12
At least you know the dog will be there if your car does get stolen
RoseCrystal 17
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jojoboy 0
Your cars not stolen.. go back to bed.. Put a pillow on your head.. Boom sleep. Why is this an FML I was expecting the dog to be stealing his car
phatway12 13
Exactly, this is stupid. Life is horrible because a dog is barking...? Wow...