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Wow. I'm sorry :( maybe she's a little insecure and you need to reassure her that she is your number one girl and that her sister's personality just isn't for you.

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8- In theory, that would be great. But unfortunately OP would run the risk of losing Miss Insecure as his girlfriend, and pissing off the sister (which means losing his backup). Why oh why can't life be as simple as porn portrays it to be?

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11, Austin Powers would have gone for it, and everyone knows he's a great model for manliness. Also I use exclamation marks to express sarcasm through over-enthusiasm!

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17- I understood the sarcasm, I was attempting to play along. Looks like I need someone to fetch the cherry for my Fail Sundae once again!

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8 -- or, in what would be the most likely scenario, he would be having a onesome with Handula. No one wins. OP, maybe the identical twin is more mature than she. You won't win this battle, but perhaps you can win the war...

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I'm way late on this, but either this is a huge case of déjà vú or this has been an fml before... Totally sucks for you either way man, there aint no way you were winning that one.

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14- if OP didn't find the identical twin physically attractive (if in fact they are Identical to par) then he wouldn't find his GF attractive, but being attractive isn't just physical there is a lot more to it, OP should explain that

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Attraction is more than appearance. It's personality as well. Yes they might look exactly the same but be two totally different people. At least that's how mature, real relationships work.

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It took me a few hours, but I figured it out. 2's comment is a response to OP's last sentence. "Well duh you want her twin. Etc."

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I've dated an identical twin for 3 years and known him and his brother for 10 years. In all that time, I've never felt attracted to his brother. Physical appearance only goes so far.

Wow. I'm sorry :( maybe she's a little insecure and you need to reassure her that she is your number one girl and that her sister's personality just isn't for you.

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3, That sounds all nice and sweet but I think the boyfriend should get out now. Imagine how the future arguments would pan out; it isn't looking bright for the guy.

You are definitely in a tricky predicament. It's not like you can call her ugly now, either. GF: "What?! You think my sister is ugly?? Fuck you, asshole!" Godspeed, OP.

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Agreed. OP if you can't tell her she's attractive or ugly without winning, just go up to her face, look her in the eyes like the last you'll ever see them and then whisper ever so slightly "I think you're meh". If she sends a bitch fit your way, fuck that shit (metaphorically or literally, it's up to you).

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The perfect thing to say is "the only reason I find her attractive is cause she looks like you" :)

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103 - I have an identical twin and that would definitely work on me! Then again, I'm not crazy like this girl so you'd never have to use it on me lol.

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*....Blinks at 102 for about a minute.* No, sorry, I still don't understand that. And, 92 just lied to you. *Punches 102 in the face.* ;)

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Maybe it's just K, because every kiss begins with it ... or so I heard. Perhaps it's more simple, like Special K ... or K-pop. KKK, even? The possibilities are endless, as long as I have a dictionary and/or the internet.

Wow..people these days, just because they look like, doesn't mean you'll find her sister move attractive, considering appearances aren't everything that makes somebody attractive, at least in my opinion that is.

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I've dated an identical twin for 3 years and known him and his brother for 10 years. I've always been able to tell them apart immediately b/c of personality traits/mannerisms. I've never felt attracted to his brother. Beauty is definitely deeper than what we see.

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What?! A girl got mad at my boyfriend?! Dump her! That the only real option there, quite obviously.

Tell her you've fallen in love with her personality and you think it's who she is that makes her beautiful. Crisis averted.

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Spoken like a man who has been forced to avert many lady freak outs in his lifetime. That truly is the best way to go about this, though. OP's gal seems to have some competition issues with her sister, which seems to be fairly common with twin sisters. She probably just needs to feel unique and special.

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I have identical twin female cousins. They've always been different, both in personality and in their life desires. Sadly, out of my entire family, I was one of the very few who was able to tell them apart on sight. I can't imagine how frustrating it must be; it would be terrible to constantly be confused with someone else, especially when you want to be your own person and live your own life.

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