By MsConfusedd - 09/08/2012 14:51 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I discovered that the only thing more disgusting than watching a little kid shove their finger up their nose and eat their fresh green mucus is watching your grandmother do the same. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14

I might have just vomited a bit.

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dankpotatoes 2

The salty ones are always the best

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dankpotatoes 2

The salty ones are always the best

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tennisrapper1 14

What the hell is wrong with you??? Eating boogers is disgusting! *Gags

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Ashley0911 8

It's called sarcasm.

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tennisrapper1 14

20 - I know, but it's not even funny (to me). The image is just too disgusting.

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TheDrifter 23

Still not as bad as seeing a fresh one dangling from a finger while she's cooking.

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ydi_4_suking 20

Oh my god 25 imagine a green and bloody one just dangling and some one just sucking at it

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_Oblivion_ 12

What if they were picking each other's noses?

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tennisrapper1 14

31 - Okay, you took it way to far there buddy. Do you enjoy this type of thing? xD

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Bluekaren16 19

Tommy ate a booger that tasted like sugar.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

I might have just vomited a bit.

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jjohnson26559 1

Whoa we have the same birthday.

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MrSassypants 33

And thousands of other people have the same birthday too.

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jjohnson26559 1

I would like to point out the same information to them as well.

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Silver996 2

Why does it say boners are your BFF on your profile?

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boating_guy 33

I DID just vomit a little bit... that is so nasty.

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freshberries22 17

Yea I definitely puked reading this fml I mean has no one heard of tissue it's not that difficult to come by

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tennisrapper1 14

26 - Same here. This isn't the FML for sarcastic jokes or disgusting comments. That is on the same level as incest jokes for me. They're both so disturbing... XP

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jjohnson26559 1

It's november 9th. In case you cared.

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wowthatissad 9

Me too. Fresh green mucus? Really? I love when I'm eating food and accidentally stumble upon these disgusting fmls. Lesson learned: dont eat anything whilst browsing the depths of this site

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thatpeachyperson 12

I'm also welsh. I just thought I would share that with you.

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djawesomness 0

You probably have a lot of sex bye the sight of you.

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sidewaysponytail 0

Pics or it didn't happen;)

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onlychildFTW 33

Can anyone say illegal? Plus that's mean. She's OPs grandmother.

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hockeychicl003 6

ya would you sell your own grandma?

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bones_17 5

My grandma don't eat booger she has class

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Awsumuzzie 12

54, your parents should sell you for skipping every English class in your life.

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HowAreYouToday 34

I don't think anyone would buy a piece of shit that don't know no gramma'

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bones_17 5

63, I Don't need grammar running heavy equipment, maybe you should worry about your career instead insulting me. I'm much more successful then your ass.

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Awsumuzzie 12

79, Well, you do know how I live my life... You have every right to compare yourself to only one part of my body.

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IdontWanna69 8

Yeah, it's not as cute watching old people do nasty things.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

I don't think it's very cute to watch younger kids do it either.

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jjohnson26559 1

She's gotta get her fiber somehow.

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Feared 9

Protein* , and it would be a bad source of it.

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onlychildFTW 33

Gross man. It's gross when little kids do it. But wow. They say the older you get the closer you get to being young again.

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flutter4 7

I feel sorry for grandma. Maybe she has dementia?

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paddy4169 5

Wtf does dementia have to do with eating boogers....

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KiddNYC1O 20

Maybe impaired reasoning? ^

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KiiwiiRox 6

She's just trying to get those old bats out of the cave lol I work at a nursing home and they're kinda like little kids, they don't know any better. At least it wasn't worse, like storing your farts in a jar and smelling them later....

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iRoc46n2 4

Storing your farts in a jar and smelling it later? Challenge accepted

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tennisrapper1 14

Hopefully, they at least looked like bacon to the consumer...

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trtlgrl 0

who does tht nose picking seems normal compared to tht

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