By Swabidizop - 18/05/2015 20:40 - United States - Greeley

Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML
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hafyyyy 17
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i guess he isnt sleeping when youre around anymore.

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Cass_x 22
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Aww poor dog. You woke him.

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BBJenkins15 16
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You could of atleast gone outside,wouldve saved you from the dog bite

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Swandive235 27
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colorado is a great state

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False_Stupidity 41
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Uh, OP was asleep when the wind began to blow... Going outside was never an option

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gintwinsmoore 20
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no one saw this coming so you know OP didn't, or I'm sure things would've been way different.

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hafyyyy 17
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i guess he isnt sleeping when youre around anymore.

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jerryj 27
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You don't say?

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Sandsh8rk 36
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Here's the door, show yourself out.

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aj9319 16
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Cutest dog ever!

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mmmxr 11
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"Aww you got bit by a dog that's so cute".....said no one ever.

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bsums203 13
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He probably was so startled by the rancidness he couldn't help but bite the source.

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Cass_x 22
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Aww poor dog. You woke him.

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91hayek 31
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Gross, serves you right. If only I could get away with the same thing with so many disgusting people.

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Dick_diamond 22
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So are you going to bite him whenever he lets one out in your presence as dogs are wont to do?

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Justabastard 10
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do the same to him when he farts.

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mmmxr 11
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That cannot end well.....

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Chiharo 15
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That wouldnt be a good idea to bite a dog .-.

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TCRII 29

What goes around, comes around. I'm sure your dog had it coming.

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