Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML
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hafyyyy
| 17
i guess he isnt sleeping when youre around anymore.
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Cass_x
| 22
Aww poor dog. You woke him.
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BBJenkins15
| 16
You could of atleast gone outside,wouldve saved you from the dog bite
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Swandive235
| 27
colorado is a great state
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Uh, OP was asleep when the wind began to blow... Going outside was never an option
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gintwinsmoore
| 20
no one saw this coming so you know OP didn't, or I'm sure things would've been way different.
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hafyyyy
| 17
i guess he isnt sleeping when youre around anymore.
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SayakaxOue
| 17
That stinks.
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jerryj
| 27
You don't say?
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Sandsh8rk
| 36
Here's the door, show yourself out.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
That bites.
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aj9319
| 16
Cutest dog ever!
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mmmxr
| 11
"Aww you got bit by a dog that's so cute".....said no one ever.
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bsums203
| 13
He probably was so startled by the rancidness he couldn't help but bite the source.
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Cass_x
| 22
Aww poor dog. You woke him.
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91hayek
| 31
Gross, serves you right. If only I could get away with the same thing with so many disgusting people.
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Dick_diamond
| 22
So are you going to bite him whenever he lets one out in your presence as dogs are wont to do?
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Justabastard
| 10
do the same to him when he farts.
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mmmxr
| 11
That cannot end well.....
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Chiharo
| 15
That wouldnt be a good idea to bite a dog .-.
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TCRII
| 29
What goes around, comes around. I'm sure your dog had it coming.