By Swabidizop - 18/05/2015 20:40 - United States - Greeley

Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 993
You deserved it 8 026

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i guess he isnt sleeping when youre around anymore.

Aww poor dog. You woke him.


You could of atleast gone outside,wouldve saved you from the dog bite

colorado is a great state

Uh, OP was asleep when the wind began to blow... Going outside was never an option

no one saw this coming so you know OP didn't, or I'm sure things would've been way different.

i guess he isnt sleeping when youre around anymore.

You don't say?

Here's the door, show yourself out.

Cutest dog ever!

"Aww you got bit by a dog that's so cute".....said no one ever.

He probably was so startled by the rancidness he couldn't help but bite the source.

Aww poor dog. You woke him.

Gross, serves you right. If only I could get away with the same thing with so many disgusting people.

So are you going to bite him whenever he lets one out in your presence as dogs are wont to do?

do the same to him when he farts.

That cannot end well.....

That wouldnt be a good idea to bite a dog .-.


What goes around, comes around. I'm sure your dog had it coming.