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Haha I imagined the sound in my head with your cat growling back
Pee on him, show your dominance
One time i got drunk and pee'd on my cat he saw my dick dangling and tried to claw it
Did your cat think you were growling, or did your fart destroy his little cat nose, and he bit you in retaliation?
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Show it anywayYes, because a cat would totally think that.
"**** man, this dude is shooting a bazooka at me. I know the best thing to do, bite him on the ass."
Well carts can be aggressive and smelly so your cat was saying." TAKE IT OUTSIDE!"
Meant farts auto correct hates me
It's okay, your phone just fused "cats" and "farts".
I'm sorry you earned accidental rage from your cat (and got bitten for it,) but this FML is one of he funniest things I've read in a long time.
Actually your contribution to the 1% of the atmosphere could fall into the category "Growler", thus the reason why you pissed off your cat and the little F -er bit your ass.
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Did your cat think you were growling, or did your fart destroy his little cat nose, and he bit you in retaliation?
The cat might rip his schlong to shreds in retaliation.