#15 - I just saw you comment on another FML about you peeing during sex. Do you just pull out your schlong and take a piss all willy nilly wherever you go? Or do you have some weird idea that these comments are funny?
Just because it was loud doesn't mean he thought it sounded like a growl. He probably thought you were shooting at him... with a bazooka or perhaps a grenade launcher with tear gas.
Actually your contribution to the 1% of the atmosphere could fall into the category "Growler", thus the reason why you pissed off your cat and the little F -er bit your ass.