By adeeri - 04/09/2014 01:24 - United States - Jackson

Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML
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Miss_Chevious 37

You should have said "its okay" by pinching his nose

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tony1891 22

how does he say hello i wonder?

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Miss_Chevious 37

You should have said "its okay" by pinching his nose

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urdirtyolduncle 15

^that's only appropriate if there are cookies involved.

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Miss_Chevious 37

what do cookies have anything to do with a stray child biting strangers?

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CaptainCola 7

Probably the brother of the little girl that didn't pass her swim lesson :p

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MeanBeagle 22

and this is how zombie apocalypses start...

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JMichael 25

Kids are such brats these days..

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abattior 18

i don't think kids can be brats when they're raised well.

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incoherentrmblr 21

...and zombies...

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tony1891 22

how does he say hello i wonder?

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hippo1234 19

I'd probably wear a cup for that...

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Sandsh8rk 36

Say 'it's okay' by throwing him into the pool.

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olpally 32

"Accidentally" shove him in the pool now.

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classycoop 12

Say you are HIV positive and see the look on his face ╚(•⌂•)╝

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MichellinMan 20

Damn that would've been one hell of a bite then.

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anormalperson 25

I don't think a little kid would know what HIV is....

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