By adeeri - 04/09/2014 01:24 - United States - Jackson

Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML
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You should have said "its okay" by pinching his nose

how does he say hello i wonder?

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You should have said "its okay" by pinching his nose

*Omanomnomnomnom*

^that's only appropriate if there are cookies involved.

what do cookies have anything to do with a stray child biting strangers?

because of the comment above him

Probably the brother of the little girl that didn't pass her swim lesson :p

and this is how zombie apocalypses start...

Kids are such brats these days..

i don't think kids can be brats when they're raised well.

...and zombies...

how does he say hello i wonder?

I'd probably wear a cup for that...

some parents he got..

Say 'it's okay' by throwing him into the pool.

"Accidentally" shove him in the pool now.

Oh noes!

Bite him back

Say you are HIV positive and see the look on his face ╚(•⌂•)╝

Damn that would've been one hell of a bite then.

I don't think a little kid would know what HIV is....

Was his name Bruce? (Jaws)