By adeeri - 04/09/2014 01:24 - United States - Jackson

Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML
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Miss_Chevious 37
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You should have said "its okay" by pinching his nose

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tony1891 22
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how does he say hello i wonder?

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Miss_Chevious 37
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You should have said "its okay" by pinching his nose

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ryanpreiss 17
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*Omanomnomnomnom*

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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^that's only appropriate if there are cookies involved.

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Miss_Chevious 37
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what do cookies have anything to do with a stray child biting strangers?

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noah_1234 24
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because of the comment above him

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CaptainCola 7
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Probably the brother of the little girl that didn't pass her swim lesson :p

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MeanBeagle 22
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and this is how zombie apocalypses start...

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JMichael 25
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Kids are such brats these days..

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abattior 18
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i don't think kids can be brats when they're raised well.

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incoherentrmblr 21
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...and zombies...

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tony1891 22
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how does he say hello i wonder?

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hippo1234 19
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I'd probably wear a cup for that...

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abattior 18
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some parents he got..

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Sandsh8rk 36
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Say 'it's okay' by throwing him into the pool.

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olpally 32
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"Accidentally" shove him in the pool now.

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Liamj774 36
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Oh noes!

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abe7654 9
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Bite him back

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classycoop 12
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Say you are HIV positive and see the look on his face ╚(•⌂•)╝

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MichellinMan 20
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Damn that would've been one hell of a bite then.

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anormalperson 25
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I don't think a little kid would know what HIV is....

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worldclassrager 39
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Was his name Bruce? (Jaws)

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