By shitty situation - 28/01/2013 23:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend came over for a family brunch, during which he told my mother, in vivid detail, how he gets the shits whenever he eats kale chips. FML
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Next time you go to his mother's, tell her how much you love to make kale chips.

Why would he even feel the need to share that?

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Why would he even feel the need to share that?

1-Because there's no shame in sharing details of your bowel movements!... Well, there's a little shame.

At least he's open to his feelings and physicality...

Queue the poop puns.

I'll just get it out of the way: "Sounds like a shitty situation."

13- It's okay, judging by OP's username, it's all taken care of already. :D

Maybe he was just nervous and decided to just "run" with it.

My bad, 23. For some reason I get the two mixed up.

That takes a set of brassica balls!

Next time you go to his mother's, tell her how much you love to make kale chips.

He interrupts with "Have I told you how those give me the shits?"

Sounds painful...

Sounds like a "op"

Maybe he was nervous , and he was trying to make a conversation. Perhaps he was trying to warn your mom not to ever offer him kale chips?

I agree, doesn't sound like a very complicated guy...

Yeah, what's wrong with just saying simply that you have trouble digesting kale chips? One need not go into detail about it.

looks like we have a :lowers sunglasses: liquidation situation.

You stole perdix's sunglasses? You bastard, he can't make puns without them.

so thats where it came from! I got it from a biking site

I sincerely hope he was eating kale chips at the time. That way he was just giving her a preview of later events.

There were probably some in the house and he saw it, therefore telling your mother before he eats some accidentally when your mother gives him some ? Now imagine that instead.

do you know what kale chips are? its just kale that's been cooked in the oven so it's gets a little crispy. it's not really something you just have laying around.. kale is a lettuce like vegetable, in case you didn't know