By shitty situation - 28/01/2013 23:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend came over for a family brunch, during which he told my mother, in vivid detail, how he gets the shits whenever he eats kale chips. FML
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Harshdfml 14

Next time you go to his mother's, tell her how much you love to make kale chips.

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swampbaby985 30

Why would he even feel the need to share that?

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swampbaby985 30

Why would he even feel the need to share that?

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IOmnomHard 10

1-Because there's no shame in sharing details of your bowel movements!... Well, there's a little shame.

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deBlobX 12

At least he's open to his feelings and physicality...

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ladylilly25 20

I'll just get it out of the way: "Sounds like a shitty situation."

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IOmnomHard 10

13- It's okay, judging by OP's username, it's all taken care of already. :D

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dmoran20 27

Maybe he was just nervous and decided to just "run" with it.

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IOmnomHard 10

My bad, 23. For some reason I get the two mixed up.

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Harshdfml 14

Next time you go to his mother's, tell her how much you love to make kale chips.

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GuessWhatKids 13

He interrupts with "Have I told you how those give me the *****?"

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SmallBean 12

Sounds like a "op"

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LolFMLnot 10

Maybe he was nervous , and he was trying to make a conversation. Perhaps he was trying to warn your mom not to ever offer him kale chips?

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zandalee 19

I agree, doesn't sound like a very complicated guy...

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DanielleinDC 33

Yeah, what's wrong with just saying simply that you have trouble digesting kale chips? One need not go into detail about it.

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finnrambo 13

looks like we have a :lowers sunglasses: liquidation situation.

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Catkam623 27

You stole perdix's sunglasses? You bastard, he can't make puns without them.

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finnrambo 13

so thats where it came from! I got it from a biking site

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ladylilly25 20

I sincerely hope he was eating kale chips at the time. That way he was just giving her a preview of later events.

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Imhere4fml 24

There were probably some in the house and he saw it, therefore telling your mother before he eats some accidentally when your mother gives him some ? Now imagine that instead.

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ctdawes 3

do you know what kale chips are? its just kale that's been cooked in the oven so it's gets a little crispy. it's not really something you just have laying around.. kale is a lettuce like vegetable, in case you didn't know

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