Today, I had a panic attack when a huge spider ran over my hand. I screamed, wailed, and killed it with a shoe while shouting. Ten minutes later, police slammed on my door. My neighbor called them, saying it sounded like someone was being murdered. FML

by katchoo / 11/03/2013 at 2:34am / Denmark / Animals

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  • Technically someone WAS being murdered. Spiders have feelings too. ;_:

    #2 - On 11/03/2013 at 9:33am by Draconium

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  • That must've been awkward to explain...

    #1 - On 11/03/2013 at 9:33am by kitkat2701

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