FML : Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next...

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Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML

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By whoopsiedoodle - / Thursday 21 May 2009 12:45 / Canada

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By charlottex33 | 0

#217844 - Thursday 21 May 2009 20:01

well...why weren't you wearing underwear?

By heywowmoo | 0

#217851 - Thursday 21 May 2009 20:03

Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!

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By charlottex33 | 0

#217844 - Thursday 21 May 2009 20:01

well...why weren't you wearing underwear?

MiGman | 5

#1006468 - Tuesday 25 May 2010 5:18

op that was totaly smooth

immazombeastxD | 0

#1099149 - Friday 16 July 2010 21:48

literally

murlocholmes | 5

#3220723 - Friday 2 September 2011 5:31

As people stared, she looked to her husband for comfort only to catch his big grin/wink combo....

By heywowmoo | 0

#217851 - Thursday 21 May 2009 20:03

Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!

Mel_ham | 15

#7407729 - Friday 10 February 2017 5:05

That changes things?

By Bryan_Z | 0

#217857 - Thursday 21 May 2009 20:06

OMFG LOL

bca101 | 0

#1061807 - Sunday 4 July 2010 7:20

bahahhaha ikr!

By peoc | 0

#217860 - Thursday 21 May 2009 20:07

MILF!

By XblahhX | 0

#217862 - Thursday 21 May 2009 20:08

f YOUR life?? f HIS life- hes the one who had to see you without your underwear!

By ddrluna | 2

#217865 - Thursday 21 May 2009 20:08

That's disgusting, not having any underwear with a young child present like that. =

Surely you, as a mother, should know what's appropriate and what's not. You're not going on a hot date, you're going to a family dinner. Jesus.

By gavin751 | 0

#217867 - Thursday 21 May 2009 20:08

Scarred for life! Maybe you should put your child's feelings, above you feeling the cool breeze.

;P

By mrhahn530 | 0

#217869 - Thursday 21 May 2009 20:09

hehe....he...giggidy...

SulfurPlague | 0

#2028157 - Monday 31 January 2011 8:29

yes!

By omglyktotally78 | 0

#217871 - Thursday 21 May 2009 20:10

Well why the hell aren't you wearing any underwears? That's gross! Shame on you! Especially if you're a mom who popped out 2 kids down there, your vagina is probably stanky, huge and not what one will call pleasing to the eye...so stop being so nasty, grow up and put on some underwears!

By lostmymind16 | 0

#217874 - Thursday 21 May 2009 20:11

what were you expecting to happen at dinner for you to not be wearing underwear with your family?

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