Now there are two holes in one.

Teammate hit a birdie. That's pretty impressive.

Being hit in the vagina is surprisingly extremely painful- once i ran into a table and the corner hit me in the vagina and i couldn't walk for like an hour

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Oh, so you have both a penis and a vagina? Seeing you know what feels worse.

I'm confused by your rationale, #17. It's like, say there's an FML that reads, "Today, somebody stole $100 from me. FML" You're essentially posting, "It's not as bad has having $500 stolen from you. Five hundred dollars is FIVE times as bad as $100!" Every FML published is "not as bad" as something else.

#2 even made the concession that it's "surprisingly" painful as if she anticipated nut comparisons.

How wonderful to know we're immune to pain when hit in the vulva simply because we do not posses a set of testicles. You must tell us more of how you came across this amazing discovery.

I agree but testicles have more nerves and are like unprotected soft organs

To people saying nuts are worse, so freaking what? There's literally no reason to bring that up. If someone smashes their hand you don't go up to them and say "getting smashed in the balls hurts worse". I just don't understand why people do that. Do you expect vaginas/vulvas to be immune to pain or something?

Being hit in any genital hurts. Its a sensitive area

I mean you're not wrong, but that was literally not necessary in the context of this fml or the comment you replied to. wtf bro?

Human nature, mate. It's bound to be discussed on such an FML.

Wasn't it proven that being hit in the vagina is about the same as being hit in the testicles? You just don't hear about it very often since a vagina is less likely to be hit because it doesn't hang down and woman don't go around punching their friends in the vagina for fun.

Stop acting unsympathetic and like its no big deal, any genital area is painful; whether you believe it or not

You're not immune to pain and there's no need for sarcasm. In studies they couldn't determine what hurt more so for the sake of this let's say that it's both equal to each other.

#80 "..for the sake of this" No, let's not. I agree that it wasn't necessary to bring it up, but it was bound to happen (human nature). But until you can have a heart attack by being kicked in the vulva (which you can easily get from a nudge, or kick to the balls), let's rather agree that the sensations you get, are very different..?

This reminds me of the FML where a girl got hit in the vagina with a kayak. It wouldn't be an FML if it didn't hurt like hell, so you guys need to stop trying to make it seem like you have an 'edge' over girls based on caliber of pain. It's ridiculous.

#82, How many people do you know have died from getting "nudged or kicked" in the testes?

Foreeee!

Did not expect that last word. Winced.

You must wince alot on FML then...

The word vagina made you wince? Are you 12 or something?

I think he meant he didn't expect it to hit in such an intimate place.

You shouldn't go out clubbing with her then! Okay no, that was bad, I'll show myself out, but fyl OP that must've hurt so bad. Why was she even swinging the hockey club like a golf club anyway?!

hock stick*

Hockey stick**

we were playing hockey as a school sport and none of us were really taking it seriously. still don't really know how she considered that to be safe though

Sounds like you need a kiss to make it feel better.

Yeah, that's not creepy at all...

lol

Hockey. In Australia. Wow!

Field Hockey :P Notice how it says ball and not puck.

Puck, that must of hurt.

Sorry wrong comment

Basketball ring

0mg...LMAO.

Your profile picture looks like you're very amused by your own pun

Be glad you're not a dude.

Or else they'd be in severe pain instead of being in severe pain.

Wait…

Not comparable. Men can actually die due to a strike in that region.

Genitals are still genitals. The clitorus actually has more nerve endings than any other body part on the male or female body.

You're comparing being hit in the vagina with being hit in the balls, wich hurts more, potentially making the person infertile?

It's also more hidden away and hurts less mentally and physically.

Sir_Cow, if you tell me being hit in the vagina hurts less, I'll assume you have one and that's how you were able to make the comparison. If you don't, don't spout ignorant nonsense telling women what they do or do not feel.

Demon, no, I don't have a vagina. But I do know the mental effects (I know all pain is mental, you know what I mean) of being kicked in the nuts. Being kicked in the nuts are far worse not because of the impact of the hit but the brain telling you that it is and your testicle going up inside your pelvis to protect them, possibly infertility and needed surgery adds up to bring worse than a hit in the vagina.

so fucking stupid. You do know that all those consequences you just listed are true for women too right? Of course you don't because you're only concerned with the pain men feel. everythings a competition for the fragile male.

Wrong hole for the goal