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Today, my mum made me take her poodle on a walk, which she'd dressed in a tiara and a pink dog dress. Being a 19-year-old guy, I was pissed. After I got home, I saw that my mom had filmed me from the window and posted it to Facebook, to everyone's great delight. FML

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On 05/30/2013 at 4:25pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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That's something my mom would do. Just man up and own that shit. OWN the princess poodle.

#2 - On 05/30/2013 at 9:29pm by KBurns207

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Your mom is awesome

#1 - On 05/30/2013 at 9:28pm by watchme

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