Kids and Geek: Today, I finally got my hands on a Nintendo Switch. While unboxing...

By "Growlithe1395" - 11/03/2017 16:00

Today, I finally got my hands on a Nintendo Switch. While unboxing it, I left the room to get a pair of scissors. When I came back, most of the box contents were missing and my little brother was standing there. It has been about 5 hours and I still haven't been able to find anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment. I was settling in when my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing. Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't find it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 06:00 - United States - Cary

Today, while playing Mario Wonder on my Switch, I missed a very simple jump at the end of a level and in response, slammed my foot down, hard. Unfortunately, my foot collided with a loose beam on my desk, causing it to break. My dad found out and told my mom, and now they've taken away my Switch for the day. FML

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By idislikeblanks - 30/01/2013 07:03 - United States - Lathrop

Today, my 5-year-old nephew had the most amazing idea: to play a game with my keys. He took out all ten keys individually and hid them around the house. So far it's been two hours and I haven't found a single one. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 21:08 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

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By derk - 23/03/2022 02:00

Today, I took my Switch into work because I was the only one working, I figured if everyone had the day off, I could enjoy some me time. It turns out I did nothing but work. I put my Nintendo Switch with the bag orders I had to deliver to the post office, but I forgot to take out the Switch out of the bag. FML

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By Oh hello there - 17/06/2018 01:30

Today, I accidentally left my Nintendo 3DS at the barbershop, so I rushed back to get it. The 60-year-old barber had destroyed it with a hammer, saying it was a weapon of the devil. I was gone 5 minutes. FML

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By Username - 04/08/2010 05:18 - France

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

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By Rhianna - 22/11/2009 04:05 - Australia

Today, I was babysitting my younger brother while my parents were away. I turned my back on my brother for one minute and then I heard a huge crash from their room. He had somehow destroyed a family heirloom and 200 year-old clock. FML

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By WhatTheF - 11/07/2016 05:42

Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out of my own personal mini fridge, I bought a lock and chained the handles together. I came back to find that my brother had responded by breaking the doors off their hinges. FML

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By dogh8er - 18/12/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 11 March 2017 16:03

Time to waterboard the kid for information. That's acceptable under our new management.

sweetbliss3 37

Saturday 11 March 2017 16:16

hope you find everything. hope you popped his butt, too. he's old enough to know better than to touch things that aren't his.

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 11 March 2017 16:03

Time to waterboard the kid for information. That's acceptable under our new management.

sweetbliss3 37

Saturday 11 March 2017 16:16

hope you find everything. hope you popped his butt, too. he's old enough to know better than to touch things that aren't his.

sweetbliss3 37

Saturday 11 March 2017 16:23

totally read that wrong and I do not know how old is he lol so maybe disregard that whole comment. my bad, people!

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 11 March 2017 20:41

If it helps, I read that in the intended context before I read your reply.

Duke_caleb 7

Sunday 12 March 2017 21:31

How do you know it doesn't even say his age.

Tripartita 44

Saturday 11 March 2017 16:36

You might be one of the only people who know just how much of the Switch is digestible in a few more hours.

Selina1407 11

Saturday 11 March 2017 16:45

If I had a sibling they wouldn't dare touch my switch (if I was fortunate enough to actually afford one rn) cause I'd go on a war path lol

species4872 19

Saturday 11 March 2017 18:26

How could your little brother get into the box without scissors and you couldn't?

Koselill 8

Monday 13 March 2017 21:46

Im guessing he just took the entire box?

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 11 March 2017 20:46

Just how long were you gone that the little booger could hide it that well?

TADspace 30

Saturday 11 March 2017 22:01

Throw him into a pit of fire.

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 12 March 2017 5:40

Or, better yet, dangle him over a pit and threaten to drop him if he doesn't sing like a Canary. Just lower him inch by inch until he speaks.

Gameoftheombosis 6

Sunday 12 March 2017 9:49

He's either 18months, youre blind or you're a wuss. How can a little kid punk you like that?

AmbrosiaFan 18

Monday 13 March 2017 0:25

Take bro's prized possessions and keep them until he gives it back. depends on how old bro is though.

crims0nangel 16

Wednesday 12 April 2017 20:06

The age wouldn't matter to me, don't touch my stuff.

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