By that_culinary_degree_though - 13/05/2014 02:46 - United States - Auburn

Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML
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Capt_Obvious 11
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Next time, make the dog part of the meal and call it a 'foreign delight'

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JustJumped 22
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I hope you declined the invitation

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kl08 12
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time to spike the dindin with a laxative! ;)

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Capt_Obvious 11
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That would just make the dog pee and poop on the shoes, win/lose.

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domolovesyoshi 33
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yes, why don't we just kill the dog instead. he could just move the shoes to a higher place

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Capt_Obvious 11
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Next time, make the dog part of the meal and call it a 'foreign delight'

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ChenEighty 20
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"I made it for him, if only he were here to enjoy it.. Oh wait, he is~!"

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CobraLazerFace 21
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Today, YOU are the secret ingredient!

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JustJumped 22
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I hope you declined the invitation

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illegalbeagle69 23
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Or go over and make the gourmet pet food and make the mother a gourmet meal... and switch them.

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kernelkat 16
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Hey maybe that can be your niche! Embrace it.

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91hayek 31
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I agree. Gourmet pet food is very trendy now and if you can do it well, you'll be able to make a killing. You've got your guinea pig right there to test on, so try some things out on it.

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whythankyou 19
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I hope your mother pays for the ingredients atleast.

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spoo 24
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She did, didnt she? Its not everyday you eat Pomeranian. Ask her to step out of the house while you cook so she can be suprised

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ChenEighty 20
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Prove yourself, or drug the dog. There's two winning scenarios here.

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Enslaved 36
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After watching the movie "Prince of Tides" I found out that even dog food can be made gourmet! Be sure to save mom a plate!

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Crazynocatlady 22
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Doesn't that just piss you off?!

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9echo 17
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Nope, but bad puns sure do.

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VonBlitzkrieg 27
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Could you at least try to put some effort into--- oh, that's right. Homer said "trying is the first step towards failure" Well, you fail anyway.

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Crazynocatlady 22
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"So I tried and I failed miserably. The moral of the story is, never try."

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dutchy86 20
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give the beast something that makes it fart (all day long) ;)

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