By f*cks_sake - 13/05/2011 23:07 - United States

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Today, while tanning on a family cruise, I woke up to a crowd of people staring at me in disgust. Apparently, I'd fallen asleep, developed a boner, and started french-kissing the air. I had to sit through both the surveillance tapes and a grand bollocking from security in the aftermath. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 282
You deserved it 11 030

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That's not weird at all...

this is the only time when being a girl is better in the anatomy department.

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That's not weird at all...

I know right? haha!

that's normal! everyone does that! what? what?? oh is it just me?

yep, it's just you

why would a guy be tanning??

why wouldn't a guy be tanning?...

I was thinking the same thing!

they shouldn't look at him in disgust, they should just sit around and enjoy the show :)

as long as it wasn't a wet dream

he mighta been dreamin bout u 33

OP can I have ur autograph?

why are your teeth so ugly?

Why is this thread so random and not related to the FML afterthe 3rd reply? (or so)

60 that's weird. And I lol'd at, "developed a boner" xD

48-Are guys not supposed to be tanning. Would you really prefer the pale pasty type?

shut up maybe she's on a diet, maybe works out a lot, maybe after you said that she's gonna go run 6 miles ALL because you said that! how does that make you feel why don't you put a picture let the world find a flaw about you!

Maybe cause he wants a tan? I'm a guy and I don't mind having a nice tan! Also didn't he say he was on a cruise ship? Tanning is definitely something a lot of people do on cruises! And besides all that, why would a girl give a crap whether or not a guy would wanna be tanning?

123 - Good example of irony. +1 Internet.

123 holy shit calm down...and wtf are u talking about?

Why would anyone be tanning? Oh yes, to increase their chance of skin cancer, of course. What the dickens is a "bollocking"?

maybe he fell asleep on a princess

and then he needed a carnival miracle

and then he turned into a frog

was this before or after he boned the princess?

maybe he fell asleep IN* a princess.

ugh, this started off good and was ruined by #74 onwards.

What were you dreaming of?

Please, no more Charlie Sheen. It's the only way to get him to stop being an attention whore. I'm begging you. Please stop talking about him.

if you say his name three times, he appears.

107 that's beetlejuice...

86 is in trouble then. . .

and we never heard from 86 again

Im still wondering how many times they wouldve had to re-do Christina agulira's 'candy man' without interuption

oh, so that was you..

FYL??? No comment or personal experience? Just, THAT!??!? I think I just got trolled. I hate you.

There's a button for that

I hope you're not the kind of person who talks in their sleep.

I hate it when that happens...

OMG your nose!

when was the fml ever about her nose? -____-

okay, a) tanning isn't always healthy - and - b) don't fall asleep on a cruise ship when random people are around you, tanning or no tanning. Sorry, but YDI. Think about it.

So...I'm the only person in the world who can't control when they fall asleep?...

Read between the lines. Unless you're Narcoleptic, then a majority of people can control their sleep. Like going to bed earlier.

I don't know man, I can get a good 8 hours of sleep and still fall asleep in class or take a nap when I get home.

The average person only needs 6-8 hours. Ages 12+. If you need to take a nap after 8 hours, you aren't needing more sleep, you need better sleep if you feel the need to fall asleep during the day. There are also other reasons, but aren't really relevant right now.

55. I feel annoyed just from reading that. :/

Really...? Your going to get all deep and stuff about the dude taking a nap. Your a fing retard. He was on a cruise ship, taking a nap. Maybe he didn't get a full nights sleep. Or one of a million reasons. I also can't control when I fall asleep. Your the fucking idiot ass.

I don't know anyone who can control their sleep. "okay I'm going to sleep NOW *falls asleep*" wtf?!?

No matter how much sleep I had if I lay out in the sun I get sleepy. As long as it isn't scorching hot.

How does he deserve to get a rbfnr? While sleeping? It coulda been a really good dream you can't help that.

71- Wouldn't that be awesome though?

tanning is healthy ! even though indoor is healthier doing it outside is just as healthy ... as long as you know your limits. it actually helps prevent major skin cancers and other vital cancers ... smd*

Thank you dr science. if only we actually cared

9s right guys lol... only little kids just fall asleep.

90-I agree. if I was comfortable in the sun on the cruise it's easy to fall asleep(:

why all the negative feedback? this reply is right.

you may not be able to control when you fall asleep, but you sure as hell can control when you dont. how can you say you are unable to stop yourself from falling asleep when youre tired? thats absolutely ridiculous. if it were true, anyone who pulled an all nighter would not have the ability to stop themselves sleeping after they became tired, which youll find is not how the world works. and i agree, tanning is a waste of time. you should be actively participating in outdoor activities. if you cant do that then spend some time outside to promote vitamin d synthesis and melanin growth and go back inside, sitting in the sun for hours is a waste of time and unhealthy.

this is the only time when being a girl is better in the anatomy department.

I disagree. men have to use a sock or tissue or something. women are self contained.

I'd rather have to use a random item to catch that shizz then bleed for three months out of every year, be blessed with the wonderful feeling of childbirth, or be the one freaking out when the condom could have broken. Also, we may be "self contained", but we still have to wipe it up. So either way, you're making a trip to the restroom.

@77 women arent the ones who should be freaking out the most when the condom breaks, at this point theyre the ones with the choices, men are the ones who get fucked.

one thing you gotta ask yourself, was the dream worth it???¿¿¿???¿¿¿

what a retard.. you can't control your dreams. maybe you can control what happens, but not what it is.

84, some people can control their dreams. It's called lucid dreaming, look it up.