By kay131 - 09/09/2015 22:37 - United States - San Francisco
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People are awful
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Thanks!
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Caught
By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 10:57 - Ukraine - Donetsk
Let's go for a walk
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Awks
By Hellasboy - 01/08/2015 16:56 - Australia - Brisbane
Prank culture has gone too far
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Roadworthy
By MerryDeathmas - 18/07/2015 04:31 - Canada - Lloydminster
Many rivers to cross
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Don't bother me
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Nice friends you've got there
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By alaillama - 30/06/2015 22:19 - United Kingdom - Northolt
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OP here: just to say that a) it was a small lap dog, but very ferocious. The bus was very crowded so I was pressed up against the dog, holding my phone with one hand and the other by my side (it bit that one); b) I had washed my hands just 20 minutes before getting on the bus (in the LADIES toilets), so they must have smelled on soap or of nothing at all. I checked afterwards and I couldn't smell anything unusual; c) thankfully my stop was pretty close so it wasn't long before I could treat it Thanks for all your concerns in the comments! It's really nice to hear them- it's healing quickly and hopefully there won't be a scar :) xxx
By infrontofninepeople - 30/06/2015 20:31 - Hungary - Budapest
By fat and broke - 28/06/2015 07:17 - United States - Federal Way
By AnonymousZOMBIE - 25/06/2015 19:23 - United States - Kenner
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He practically had a heart attack telling me that I'm not a race driver, when actually I had decided to take the smaller roads and I was going at about 20 mph. Then he proceeded to take off his seat belt jump to the back of the car and lay down on the floor praying that I don't crash the car on the way home. When we finally got home he said if I could heat up his shoes??? because he was very hungry, 10 seconds later, he passed out on the couch. To tell you the truth I don't think alcohol was the only thing he had last night. He works very long hours, and he's a hard working man, and he is always there for us. They gave him a 2 week vacation and the youngest of my brothers is going off to college. I guess he deserves a little bit of fun, especially when my mother passed away a year after my youngest brother was born, he had to raise 3 kids on his own. He got very drunk, but he deserves to have fun every once in a while, the good thing is that there is only one bar he goes to and both the manager and the bartender know us very well and calls one of us to pick him up so he won't have to drive.
By ApparentlyBadDriver - 25/06/2015 10:10 - South Africa - Johannesburg
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Thanks for all the sympathies. This is my first FML to get published so I'm super happy. It's my first week back at school in four years. I received my bachelors and started working full time. I've had the luxury of parking in a parking lot all this time. I actually live in New York City so street parking is extremely difficult to find. I should have known better when I saw such a close spot to the school. #17 is completely correct. I was so convinced that it was Tuesday that I didn't even think to double check the date but I've learned my lesson now. I'm going to suck it up and pay it. I'm shaking my own head because it's such a silly reason to get a ticket.