By El Jeffe - United States - Salt Lake City Today, that awesome new dubstep song that I was rocking out to in my car was actually my transmission falling apart. FML I agree, your life sucks 12833 You deserved it 4364 39 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tulisa - United States - Alexandria Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML I agree, your life sucks 32259 You deserved it 4425 81 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By amy1023 - United States Today, I complained to my boyfriend that I was stressed out. He asked me then "What do you have to be stressed out about?" I work 50 hours a week and go to school full time. I ask him what was stressful about his day, he told me that his "kill/death ratio went down on Call of Duty". FML I agree, your life sucks 36636 You deserved it 8171 218 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Long thought Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML I agree, your life sucks 1399 You deserved it 726 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By littleman - United States Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML I agree, your life sucks 31343 You deserved it 2969 144 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By EliseV - United States - Chino Hills Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML I agree, your life sucks 47748 You deserved it 5958 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Wendizzle - United States Today, I had to work late. I missed the last bus so I called a cab. That was 3 hours ago. I called my dad for a ride. That was 2 hours ago. I guess I'm sleeping under my desk tonight. FML I agree, your life sucks 31890 You deserved it 2754 86 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Hudson Falls Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 24549 You deserved it 2229 86 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Long Beach Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML I agree, your life sucks 40888 You deserved it 8367 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - South Africa Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML I agree, your life sucks 39735 You deserved it 2144 164 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By livingonmyownfromnowon - United States - Olivehurst Today, after evicting my roommate for excessively not abiding by the lease agreements, he thought he could get back at me by sending me a video of my sister giving him head. FML I agree, your life sucks 18616 You deserved it 1518 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Fmyhair - Norway Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML I agree, your life sucks 42150 You deserved it 38203 179 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Notakidpusher - United States - San Francisco Today, my coworker brought her 3-year-old son to work with her. When introducing him to me, she dropped her bag and bent over to pick it up, knocking him over with her butt in the process. When she stood up, she noticed he was sitting on the ground crying. She then accused me of pushing him over. FML I agree, your life sucks 25014 You deserved it 1414 53 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML I agree, your life sucks 36671 You deserved it 10923 190 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By low_expectations - 18/10/2020 02:08 - United States - New York Parental guilt Today, my mother tried guilt-tripping me about coming home for the holidays by explaining that, “according to average life expectancy,” she and my father could be dead in the next 10-25 years. I’m already coming home for the holidays. She knows this. FML I agree, your life sucks 1002 You deserved it 72 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By whymyliferose - United States Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML I agree, your life sucks 36058 You deserved it 4496 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Micmicmic - Belgium - Brussels Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML I agree, your life sucks 5645 You deserved it 328 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AOart1st - United States - San Francisco Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML I agree, your life sucks 36082 You deserved it 17516 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 9/8/2020 23:01 Let's go girls! Today, someone said that women shouldn’t hate their menstrual cycles, because the hormonal changes were so "interesting". Sure, that’s the word I’d use for alternating between cramps and zits, being an insatiable nymphomaniac, and being so depressed I want to die. FML I agree, your life sucks 1484 You deserved it 125 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Netherlands Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said: "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML I agree, your life sucks 35878 You deserved it 5449 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, on a dimly lit red eye flight, I woke up to see my mom's head bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guess giving out stealthy blow jobs next to your sleeping son is no big deal. FML I agree, your life sucks 46445 You deserved it 3270 156 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Auburn Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML I agree, your life sucks 32106 You deserved it 2120 238 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AshlynnPrime - United States - Owensboro Today, I was watching TV when my sister-in-law called me, laughing. It turns out my brother got his head stuck between the bars on the stairs. Again. My brother is 29. FML I agree, your life sucks 41595 You deserved it 3079 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Los Angeles Today, a cute, new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 30227 You deserved it 4019 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I watched a customer open a bottle of salad dressing, taste it, then just put it back on the shelf. FML I agree, your life sucks 1765 You deserved it 111 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I had the Monday meeting that I have had every week for 8 months. We had new people joining today. One of my bosses went around the room introducing people, and he forgot my name. I've been sitting across from him with a nametag for 8 months. FML I agree, your life sucks 46035 You deserved it 4029 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/4/2020 14:00 Hard to bare Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML I agree, your life sucks 1536 You deserved it 634 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Tasji - Canada Today, I sent in a fake story to a website that supports a yearly festival in my small town thinking it would boost their spirits. It was how my boyfriend proposed to me at last year's festival. Now the local news station wants to do a story about it. FML I agree, your life sucks 8818 You deserved it 80810 97 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - India - Chennai Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML I agree, your life sucks 12239 You deserved it 26633 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fuckface? I wish - Australia - Diamond Beach Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML I agree, your life sucks 60837 You deserved it 5457 346 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Donzai - Canada Today, I was at my bosses house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4 foot cake before passing out. FML I agree, your life sucks 32446 You deserved it 81029 188 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By typical - United States - Cheshire Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML I agree, your life sucks 48136 You deserved it 4145 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ciotter - United States Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML I agree, your life sucks 30516 You deserved it 5371 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By slim_breezy - United States - Los Angeles Today, I had to rush my son to the ER after he ate a poisonous plant. He said the plant looked like one in Skyrim and he thought he'd get super powers from eating it. FML I agree, your life sucks 15373 You deserved it 2432 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jessica071509 - United States - Phoenix Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML I agree, your life sucks 50213 You deserved it 3672 177 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By whatdidIdo - United States Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML I agree, your life sucks 36689 You deserved it 3751 286 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By frapples1 - United States Today, I was at a family party and everyone was seeing my new glasses for the first time. My 48 year old uncle told me that I look like a hot librarian and then grabbed my ass. He was still sober. FML I agree, your life sucks 38280 You deserved it 2925 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sadness - United States - Atlanta Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML I agree, your life sucks 38712 You deserved it 17472 136 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML I agree, your life sucks 55251 You deserved it 2606 220 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Czech Republic Today, I was sitting at my favorite coffee shop, when a creepy 50-ish looking guy sat at my table. He asked if I'm into submissive guys, and if I wanted to dominate him. I'm a 17-year-old girl, and am now scared to ever go back there. FML I agree, your life sucks 49672 You deserved it 3023 132 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Norway - T?nsberg Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML I agree, your life sucks 40457 You deserved it 7055 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lexiieeex3 | 32 #6644184 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 7:42 I can see how you might get the two confused. Send a private message 233 1 Reply
By BoxFullOfLazy | 25 #6644175 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 7:32 Shoulda recorded it and released it as DJ El Jeffe. Coulda bought you a new transmission. Send a private message 68 4 Reply
By nyagemini23 | 22 #6644171 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 7:29 Oh no! lol Send a private message 8 26 Reply
Reply BodyCountEndless | 20 #6644477 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 18:39 Hilarious and original Send a private message 0 4 Reply
By BoxFullOfLazy | 25 #6644175 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 7:32 Shoulda recorded it and released it as DJ El Jeffe. Coulda bought you a new transmission. Send a private message 68 4 Reply
Reply drayloon | 50 #6644205 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 8:22 DJ Carled maybe? Send a private message 2 11 Reply
Reply trinalporpus | 25 #6644688 - Thursday 7 July 2016 3:26 #10 he was referring to the OPs username Send a private message 0 0 Reply
By Mathalamus | 24 #6644179 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 7:36 How do you mistake that as music? Send a private message 32 7 Reply
Reply Shaky_Spear | 11 #6644181 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 7:37 Have you not heard dubstep before? lol Send a private message 27 4 Reply
Reply Mathalamus | 24 #6644197 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 7:59 No, but I am pretty sure you can't mistake it for a failing transmission. Send a private message 35 5 Reply
Reply mfmylifesrsly | 29 #6644213 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 8:41 trust me, you can. Send a private message 30 3 Reply
Reply Flyndaran | 10 #6644663 - Thursday 7 July 2016 2:33 Hello fellow old person. I hate dubstep as I can't find the tune or pattern. But I feel the same about jazz, yet most people don't call that "not-music". Send a private message 3 9 Reply
By SofaKing619 | 13 #6644183 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 7:40 What kind of car? Send a private message 3 11 Reply
Reply GottSegneDich | 3 #6644531 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 20:22 The kind with a fubar transmission. Send a private message 7 2 Reply
By lexiieeex3 | 32 #6644184 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 7:42 I can see how you might get the two confused. Send a private message 233 1 Reply
By moocowmilk0 | 19 #6644202 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 8:04 What's the difference? Send a private message 11 0 Reply
Reply slyde32 | 12 #6644858 - Thursday 7 July 2016 9:43 I'd rather listen to my transmission fall apart than dubstep Send a private message 4 0 Reply
By Lizza330 | 28 #6644209 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 8:25 Hopefully you were next to a car repair place. Send a private message 8 0 Reply
By socialproduct | 19 #6644223 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 9:12 Think you dropped the base out of your transmission. Send a private message 27 0 Reply
By kitsuneluvuh | 12 #6644225 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 9:15 FYL that your transmission fell apart, but YDI for liking dubstep. Send a private message 9 30 Reply
Reply mattyiscool123 | 26 #6644515 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 20:03 Delete your account Send a private message 2 2 Reply
By daidax_238 | 26 #6644237 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 9:33 Living proof that dub step is trash. Send a private message 15 20 Reply
Today, my fiance told me that his father would need to check my hymen is intact to ensure I'm pure before we get married. This is a new one. FML I agree, your life sucks 452 You deserved it 52 11 Comments
Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract... I agree, your life sucks 558 You deserved it 50 2 Comments