Cars and Transportation: Compensating

Compensating

By Jpev - 12/05/2016 01:09 - United States - Huntsville

Today, my girlfriend and I were walking back to my car after a long day of work. A large SUV had parked next to mine, so I jokingly said to my girlfriend, "What do you think they're compensating for?" That's when the couple behind us unlocked their vehicle. FML

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By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML

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By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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By Asshole Parker - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML

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By Hellasboy - 01/08/2015 16:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML

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TonierShadow 19

Thursday 12 May 2016 12:32

It's not like you were being serious. It's common to make jokes like that when you see large vehicles and I am sure the couple could understand that.

jco1a 15

Thursday 12 May 2016 12:35

what are you compensating for?

Comments

Accurate_Vision 31

Thursday 12 May 2016 12:24

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

fragmen52 18

Thursday 12 May 2016 12:34

It's not very judgmental if he was joking

ADOG2645 17

Thursday 12 May 2016 13:18

Dude, it's a joke, not a duck. Don't take it so hard

feven 32

Thursday 12 May 2016 13:55

#8 Yeah thank God it's not a duck.

Accurate_Vision 31

Thursday 12 May 2016 15:11

#8 I love ducks though! Don't worry though I get what you mean. Auto-correct is a hitch, huh? Always being a duck and changing all the words you type, especially curse words. Tuck auto-correct! As for the YDI, I was just in a terrible mood. After thinking it through I actually feel a little bad for making that comment but oh well. What's done is done. That's what I get for being a duck.

keegnanistan 17

Thursday 12 May 2016 21:37

Found the guy who compensates for a small dick with a big truck.

Accurate_Vision 31

Friday 13 May 2016 0:20

I actually don't own a big truck, I own an old Alero, and my girlfriend appreciates the size of my penis. But yeah I get why you said that, usually the ones who get offended are the ones who are guilty of it. But still, I said I was just in a bad mood and taking it out on poor ol' OP here. Shouldn't have done it and I'm terribly sorry. So come on, man. Don't be a duck.

Sora_McKain 36

Wednesday 8 June 2016 2:15

Yea, ducking auto correct. Always making me say things I didn't Nintendo.

TonierShadow 19

Thursday 12 May 2016 12:32

It's not like you were being serious. It's common to make jokes like that when you see large vehicles and I am sure the couple could understand that.

jco1a 15

Thursday 12 May 2016 12:35

what are you compensating for?

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 12 May 2016 16:49

Others' compensations?

saxaddict122 14

Thursday 12 May 2016 12:40

They could be compensating for a lot of kids, or a large dog, or the need to move things that can't be out in the rain, or for any number of things other than a small penis. Or maybe it is a small penis, either way it's none of your business. I'm glad they overheard you make such a worn out and overused joke.

extrasnipes 22

Thursday 12 May 2016 12:45

We know that but what op said was funnier.I have a feeling you own a large car as well #5.

saxaddict122 14

Thursday 12 May 2016 13:59

I've got an old truck I use to move stuff but I don't drive it all the time for fuel economy. It's not that I was offended, I just live in the south where every other car on the road is a truck and I've heard that joke thousands of times and it's not really very funny or original.

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 12 May 2016 16:56

And yet some people still drive pickups solely for the status, giving no thought to the fuel economy as you've mentioned, no thought to maintenence cost, repair cost, etc. They just buy one for aesthetics and not its designed function – to haul loads. It's just "Hurr hurr, I have me a truck I kin barely afford. At least it looks purdy, durr hurr hurr!" Stereotypes aren't born from a vacuum.

jbuiel123 18

Thursday 12 May 2016 13:04

Their children or sports gear probably

AlexOrban 17

Thursday 12 May 2016 13:39

I guess you could say your car is "comp"letly destroyed!!! Sorry... That was terrible... I'll let myself out....

whysobeachy 37

Thursday 12 May 2016 14:33

It indeed was really bad.

Nazaress 13

Thursday 12 May 2016 20:33

That wasn't even one of those "so bad, it's good" puns; it was just plain bad.

Goblin182 26

Thursday 12 May 2016 13:54

My wife drove an SUV for years because we had a camper. I'm pretty sure she wasn't compensating for a small penis. Unless . . do women compensate for small clits?