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By hawksbc - United States - Mount Vernon
Today, I was working the dart game at my local amusement park when a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicated, and they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML
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hawksbc tells us more :
Thankfully their aim was horrible. The darts were metal. Trust me. If I had the choice on whether or not they were allowed to play, I wouldn't have let them played. However, they had money, so the rule is they get to play.
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  lelo007  |  11

I was hoping somebody else would ask what your joke meant so I wouldn't look stupid and have to, but apparently all they want to do is thumb you down. So would you please be kind enough to explain your joke to me??

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  Pleonasm  |  34

A hundred and eighty is the maximum score you can achieve in one turn in darts i.e three times triple 20, the usage became popular after commentaters enthusiastically yelled it when it was acheived.

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  lelo007  |  11

Oh yea, duh. I could have completely put 2+2 together and figured that out, especially since I used to shoot darts as a hobby. Guess I just went brain dead for a minute there. Thanks, anyways!!

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  Pleonasm  |  34

You're welcome. Maybe it's a british thing; I used to hear it all the time when I watched darts in the UK when I was really young, haven't heard it since.

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  winkydog4056  |  16

#53 (Mr or Ms Pleo) Since you chose a 'random' date for your profile, how exactly old ARE you?!

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  kyleekay  |  25

I wouldn't want to get smashed, but drinking enough to lower my inhibitions at an amusement park sounds fun. I'm scared to death of roller coasters, so I think a few drinks could help coax me onto one.

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  teamlightskin  |  14

Ik that much. I was jus sayin it for the point. If yu cant handle yur alcohol or dont know yur limit yu shouldnt drink and go out in public. Yu might make an ass out of yurself, or something worse. But, a few drinks can get someone drunk, people have different tolerance levels. My cousin was killed by a drunk driver, so YES a few drinks could essentially be dangerous, to yurself AND others. Once again, jus saying.

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  lelo007  |  11

Well maybe they weren't shooting at balloons. I've been to some carnivals and fairs where you just shoot for a certain score. I guess it just depends on where you go.

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